the walking lap one takes around the entire circle of the mall's food court, collecting and eating each free sample, and ultimately finishing where he or she began.
"I'm not too hungry, I just want a snack. Ooh, the food court! I thing a 'tour de courte' should tide me over till dinner!"
by Delivery Guy 1 June 04, 2016
suzie: hey where's mike?
max: in the bathroom. he's on his 9th stage of his Tour de Dick!
suzie: haha! he's like the Lance Armstrong of beating off.
max: seriously! he's been in there all day!
max: in the bathroom. he's on his 9th stage of his Tour de Dick!
suzie: haha! he's like the Lance Armstrong of beating off.
max: seriously! he's been in there all day!
by Penthias September 16, 2009
To go on a Drug Binge.
Popularized after it was found that Lance Armstrong went drug binging when people thought he was going to Tour de france
Popularized after it was found that Lance Armstrong went drug binging when people thought he was going to Tour de france
Michael: Yo man, what are you doing tonight?
Steve: I am going to Stacy's party and afterwards, we are all gonna go for tour de france.
Steve: I am going to Stacy's party and afterwards, we are all gonna go for tour de france.
by UrbanLegendX October 24, 2012
Term to describe the Douche-like wankers dressed up in Lycra who get off by riding around city streets on road racing bicycles. Generally the most dangerous, ignorant and arrogant of all road users.
Bill: Dude, I was cycling to work this morning; indicating to turn right, and this Lycra covered Douchestain, came flying past, overtaking me on my right hand side - he was this close!
James: Dude, if he slowed down, he wouldn't come first in the Tour le Douche. You should have popped a clothesline on his fool ass...
Bill: Aaaaaaaaaaaaay
James: Dude, if he slowed down, he wouldn't come first in the Tour le Douche. You should have popped a clothesline on his fool ass...
Bill: Aaaaaaaaaaaaay
by Carlos467 August 03, 2010
Example:
Skater1: Dude, all these bmx'ers are really messin with my flow.
Skater2: Yeah, it's a friggin Tour de France out there!
Skater1: Tell me about it..
Skater1: Dude, all these bmx'ers are really messin with my flow.
Skater2: Yeah, it's a friggin Tour de France out there!
Skater1: Tell me about it..
by Hjalles July 13, 2009
The comeback tour is, kickass.
by Mark October 23, 2004
Cycling event that happens every year in France in july gathering hundreds of cyclists from all around the world. It's a competition dominated by Lance Armstrong: an American who win the Tour 7 times in a row.
by adam July 26, 2005