torpedog

A highly explosive dog that can be fired through destroyers and used for blowing up enemy ships with the highly explosive warhead(dog head)

Look the torpedog is coming to my ship. Fuck.

by Ay0503 June 18, 2014

Politically torpedoed

When you are derailed from a high position based on allegations and not facts.

Hillary Clinton lost the election.. she was politically torpedoed by the Russians.

Bill O'Reilly was politically torpedoed from Fox News on unproven claims.

by NewAgeLanguage April 21, 2017

torpido tits

Big boobies that look like they are about to explode out of her shirt.

Damn look at her torpido tits.

by Felicia69 February 11, 2014

torpedoed

1. To discourage a girl from giving some action to a male friend

Being torpedoed is similar to being cockblocked, but the culprit is another male friend who is also interested in the same girl. Usually the girl is less interested in that other friend; therefore, he tries to ruin his friend’s chances too.

WTF? Ken just torpedoed Keith's chances with Trinity. That was just a damn mean thing to do!

by Hardin Long April 14, 2004

Testicle Torpedos

Ejaculation of semen, usually on the face, vagina, or anus of your sex partner.

Captain kirk launched two testicle torpedos full power into ohura's ass, on the bridge of the U.S.S Enterprise.

by Swash buckling dildo swordsman June 7, 2007

torpedoed the lifeboat

When someone deliberately burns a source of help (an employee, friend, etc.) out of spite or stupidity. Similar to burning a bridge, this happens when someone is so short-sighted, they don't realize the effect their negative actions will have on their lives and the lives of others.

I wonder what Jeanne is going to do for computer help now that she fired Alex for no reason whatsoever. Man, she really torpedoed the lifeboat.

by zerodark November 17, 2010

Thorpedo

When someone with the last name Thorpe has sexual intercourse with you.

Should I let him Thorpedo my pussy?

Talking to a group of girlfriends, “yeah I am definitely going to get thorpedoed tonight”

James Thorpe talking to his friends later “yeah she let me thorpedo her”

by KinkyKels September 28, 2019