Torossian math

Specific mathematical application used to determine the total number of strokes taken to complete a hole while playing golf. (Toro = bull.)

Well, I hit my tee shot into the water, and then I lost a ball into the woods. I hit it out of the sand, chipped it onto the green and then three-putted. Using the principles of Torossian math, you can put me down for a four.

by Noswadian July 26, 2012

Toronto Pizza

One of the most popular food items in the city.

Toronto has a great deal of pizzaeria. Franks Pizza House in Toronto has a pizza named Toronto Pizza a favorite choice by many people.

by Jake.89 January 26, 2013

Toronto Barbecue

When a girl is being fucked by two guys. One guy is thrusting her, missionary, usually while in a squat position, and the other guy hangs her head off of the edge of a counter (or table top, couch, etc.) and face bucks her with her head upside down.

We put Kianna on the table and did a Toronto Barbecue with her in her pajamas.

by broshowfortyfo September 5, 2016

torontoise

To render a progressive public policy measure ineffective or even counterproductive by stripping it of any elements that might be characterized as even mildly inconveniencing motorists or owners of detached, single-family homes, or that might require even a modest increase in public revenue.

City Councilor: "We're not going to exactly replicate #visionzero, we're going to torontoise it, make it our own." #walkTO #bikeTO

by Danforthist June 16, 2018

Toronto style bitch slap

A back alley handjob

Listen up assholes. Gonna be in town mid May. Available to deliver bitch slaps Toronto style to the highest bidder!
Nobody does a Toronto style bitch slap like Gary does

by Jammerman79 April 8, 2019

Toronto Puck

The act of a malr having sex with his significant other but using a hockey puck instead of his dick.

Baby, we should try the Toronto Puck tonight, eh?

by YahBoiSkinnyPencil August 5, 2019

Toronto

place. Small Canadian city resting on land taken from open and generally unsuspecting indigenous folk and the laurels of a group of somewhat tall people hailing from a region known as not-Toronto. Also the site of Keith Richards’ heroin bust and a few scattered NHL victories in the olden days before foreigners were allowed to play. A pointlessly tall tower mars an otherwise boring waterfront and an amateur Trump impersonator runs the government.

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Say, how aboot we hitch up the dogs and mush over to Toronto to watch what’s left of the Raptors get thoroughly spanked!

Nah I have to deworm the children. Again.

by gnostic3 June 22, 2019