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Tom Sawyerd

The encore act of painting the Vagina walls with the man’s semen. Slide the tip to create an even coat finish on the proverbial fence with a level of quality to truly honor Tom Sawyer. Fact - it is okay to allow some paint to enter between the crack of the fence.
I pulled out and Tom Sawyerd her lips with my burgeoning load of sizzling hot semen; stroking up and down to create a fantastic work of art.
by JKleezy January 4, 2020
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Tom Hiddleston

Erica: u know tom Hiddleston?
Jessica: the hottest man walking on earth?
by Dilifwh0re March 6, 2021
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Tom Hiddleston

A walking definition of a Human God. Sexy as hell. He is famous for playing the charecter of Loki in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
He has an army (of fan girls). Would give you an orgy with his smile. Plus he is British. The gentle, soft-spoken, humble and sexy one.
There is no-one else like Tom Hiddleston.
by Loki's soul May 26, 2019
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Tom Riddle

Absolute hottie. Virginity stealer, female slayer, leg opener, sex on legs.

He is the definition of sexy and hot all together. Any girl not willing to let him carve his name into their thigh is crazy and should be rewarded the death penalty <3
Tom Riddle is the sexiest man in the world - Person
He’s a bloody Terrorist- Friend
Still sexy - person
by tomriddleslayedme January 5, 2021
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Tom Hiddleston

by Justagirlwithnojams January 19, 2019
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tom sweeny

My name is Tom Sweeny and I hate the gays
by KingCrobat June 13, 2017
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Tom Skilling

The trillest meteorologist to have ever been on the air. You can catch him on WGN news at 9.
Jeff: Is it gonna rain tonight?
Alex: Tom Skilling said it was, and he's never wrong
by trilldude69 January 2, 2014
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