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dig a ditch and pop in it the toaster

George had always wanted to experiment with his wife, so he dug a ditch and popped it in the toaster
by Danny Provalone June 21, 2006
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fish toaster

by RichAustralia November 1, 2006
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Throat Toaster

deepthroat with the tongue on the balls and pull out when done while finishing on the forehead and smeared on like butter.
I stuffed my loaf into that girls throat toaster!
by K-TRAF TEN FOOT January 3, 2008
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Toaster Head

The act of toaster head is fulfilled when a female carries out the act of biting and grinding her teeth together while giving a male oral satisfaction.
"Dude, my dick hurts after Nicole gave me toaster head. I'm putting on some icy hot and going back to World of Warcraft."
by Toaster Head Effender March 18, 2009
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Toaster

Any person who claims to be of the opposite gender, identifies with a non-binary gender, or is not a cis male or female.
Example 1:
Ryan: "Damn, that girl is one hell of a toaster!"
Tom: "Is she even a girl?"

Example 2:
Ryan: "If we get to choose any gender can I be a toaster?"
by BlueSmoke60 November 5, 2017
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Toaster Job

The act of inserting one's penis into a toaster oven in order to obtain a darker penis.
I heard that the girls are now into darker skin, so I gave my sh-long a toaster job!
by Butler Butt Clogger September 13, 2011
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toaster turtle

by Bong Bong Korso April 27, 2016
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