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polk salad

It is a plant that grows in the south. It is very common in Georgia. It grows on a stalk and has green leaves. The plant can reach several feet tall by summer. I have seen them 6 feet tall. In the summer it produces red berries that birds love. The leaves are boiled, rinsed then cooked in bacon fat or lard with onions or eggs. It tastes like spinach. The tender stalks are chopped, coated in flour and fried, and tastes like okra. I have eaten tis wild plant all my life, and love it! It is said you can not harvest the plants once they produce berries. Old wives tales are once the plants produce berries they are poisionous, but birds do eat them and are not affected by them.
by Southern Lady April 7, 2004
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Egg Salad

A deadly substance eaten primarily in sandwiches by (old) women to replace the eggs that they lost from menstruation, and possibly the cause of aging. Make sure you are at least 5 miles away from Egg Salad at all times, or else you might turn into Lord Voldemort.
Speaker 1. What's that smell?
Speaker 2. Nothing, just Grandma's Egg Salad Sandwiches.
Both Speakers: *die of aids and cancer at the same time*
by Philip, Duke of Parma November 5, 2022
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crab salad

Chowing the pootang of a dirty slut with crabs. Lice in the snatch. Crotch critter cafe. Eating at Smells diner. Varment in the cock compartment.
The unsuspecting cunilinguist tossed the whore's crab salad and thought the pests in his teeth was crushed pepper from dinner.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
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conch salad

Slang word for homosexual. The name was derived from the abundance and popularity of Conch in Key West. Also: sissy, effeminate male.
"you fuckin' conch salad ass bitch."
by Mattinho August 1, 2006
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salad

your hair or hair-do
by darrenzo February 14, 2003
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salad dodger

an over weight person
by jason brown December 9, 2002
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Taco Salad

While munching on a girls snatch (taco), you slip your tounge down to her asshole and toss her salad at random intervals.
"I decided to give my girl a surprise last night while i was eating her out.. I slipped my tounge down into her bum and gave her a taco salad.."
by _pX_ June 25, 2004
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