Nigtor Moses

A nigger from Nigeria that immigrated to the United Kingdom, He’s also a city fan and is obsessed with Erling Haaland, He loves to call other FT users “monkeys” but is probably one of the darkest nigger alive. 👨🏿 🌾🐒🦍🇳🇬

Nigtor Moses, wetin be dis 😭😭🇳🇬🇳🇬

by ftzaIez April 6, 2023

Moses

Just a random guy who got a superpower to split water into a path. Now splits Jesus' coffee in half for his amusement.

Moses is splitting the nearby fountain today, let's go see. - Peter at the pearly gates

by iamrajmoses May 10, 2022

What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?

Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.

Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"

Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"

Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"

by Hym Iam May 27, 2024

Gil Moses

Gil Moses is cool. Everybody likes him. Be like Gil Moses. Like a Lavendel Flower.

Scherbel: Hey Gil Moses, wollen wir mal wieder was machen?

Gil Moses: Ne sorry muss zum Anwalt danach zur Kirche danach zum Friseur danach bekommen wir besuch danach gehen wir in den Zirkus danach muss ich lernen und danach nochmal zum Anwalt.

Scherbel: Ah Schade, aber wollen wir morgen Fornite spielen?

Gil Moses: Ne sorry muss wieder zum Anwalt danach bekommen wir besuch danach muss ich in den Zirkus.

by Scherbel B March 15, 2022

Moses

A fucking handsome beast a short mother fucker who is usually arab, dont get me started hes awesome. good in bed.
He is a guy you want to be friends, they usually are pretty skinny and strong or not they play soccer and or basketball.
Moses has a personailty.
Be friends with a moses

Emma: did you see that guy
Me: Yeah thats moses pulls girls and boys in a minute

by milkysss May 17, 2023

Mose

So rare a person that most believe him not to exist. Not many walk the earth but those who do dissolve into myth. To encounter one is to stare into the face of God, and the only option then is to weep

I saw Mose the other day and I can’t bring myself to think it was real. He picking up an order at Papa John’s.

by wibblywobblytimeyimey June 10, 2021

Moses

A ugly slut who has a bad hairline and is desperate for anything. Is really bad at jokes and can’t control his self. Is not good at any sport . Does not really have a life. Is a loner. Doesn’t know what to say to a girl if he likes them and needs help. Is a fucking pervert. Is a bitch. Likes to get into drama. Is very awkward and creepy.

Ewwwww I’m glad I ain’t a Moses.

I’m glad I’m not Moses cause I can make the team.

by Julia_that flow May 3, 2018