Keith Barry

An Irish magician known for being extremely pompous and name-dropping at every oppurtunity. Sure, his magic is good - but he's no David Blaine. Releases a DVD every so often to cash in on the fact that people think he is any good.

Keith Barry: So then I did this card trick for Leonardo Dicaprio and he was amazed and I let him hang out with me for a few days.

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Guy #1: Hey did you see Keith Barry's show on telly last night?
Guy #2: Yeah, it'd be good if he wasn't such an arrogant piece of shite. I mean like, he's no David Blaine.

by John DoyleX2006 July 26, 2008

allison keith

Most amazing gypsy, perfect angel, easy to please! pretty Beautiful

Allison keith is the most gorgeous girl ive ever seen.

Her beautiful blue eyes make me melt.

i love you allison!

by TOOTUM POP January 13, 2009

Keith Mooned

(Verb) when a person agrees to do something but becomes too fucked up to follow through with their end of the deal.

Takes it's name from Keith Moon, the drummer of The Who, who on October 21st, 1976 passed out while behind his drum kit during a show in Toronto. This resulted in bassist Pete Townshend asking the crowd "Can anybody play the drums?" before pulling a young drummer from the crowd to finish the show.

Rich said he was going to drive me home tonight but now he says he's too drunk. He Keith Mooned me.

by JoeStoner5446 August 9, 2015

Kole and Keith

Two of the sweatiest greasiest walruses to ever walk on the earth, both extrusion specialists,there natural cologne is 6.50 a pack at your local gas station, gas tank is mostly on E,Neckbeard enthusiasts,both could drink a bottle with no problem

Kole and Keith are passed out in the front yard in there underwear again

by Mango joggin it November 22, 2018

Keith Smith

A male/female that normally is found in the countryside, often look like they’ve been struck by lightning. Known for schrumming young boys outside of schools.

Quickly run away there’s a Keith Smith over there!

by Keith1234567654 August 21, 2018

Keith

A male who likes the girls

Has a loving of outdoor and games
A great kisser

Keith played that well

by Reece Amonium January 23, 2019

Keith Diamond Jr

A guy who was born with the gifts of a singer-songwriter, dancer, rapper, & actor. Behind the talented individual is someone who is lonely and looking for love and paranoid if his friends will be there for him or will they leave a scar on him like the last.

If you want someone to relate to or fall in love with? Find Keith Diamond Jr you'll fall in love with him, as a friend or maybe even more.

by Unknown_12345 February 13, 2019