Sir Keith Starmer - Leader of the British Labour Party. Former Director of Public Prosecutions. Wallet Inspector. Tory Double Agent.
by iheartpat August 22, 2022
Get the Keithmug. A absolute manwhore- keith is the personification name of evil
They usually are involved in some sketchy type schiz-
Whether it be faking disorders, or joining cults
They also make shoddy art and somehow have simps, despite being a absolute table eating cocomelon watching ipad kid.
They look like their hair got cut with a weedwhacker very shittily
One time he even drew art OF MY GIRLFRIEND with a gun to her head
If you meet keith
#CANCEL HIM
#CANCELKEITH
They usually are involved in some sketchy type schiz-
Whether it be faking disorders, or joining cults
They also make shoddy art and somehow have simps, despite being a absolute table eating cocomelon watching ipad kid.
They look like their hair got cut with a weedwhacker very shittily
One time he even drew art OF MY GIRLFRIEND with a gun to her head
If you meet keith
#CANCEL HIM
#CANCELKEITH
by Keith hater anonymous April 23, 2022
Get the Keithmug. by Master_Unlucky September 2, 2004
Get the scuba keithmug. A wicked awesome person who always gives way more than he gets . Hes too nice and it usually works to his detriment.
by Randomchick617 March 11, 2019
Get the A Keithmug. A bum from central Connecticut whose only goal in life is to go to as many minor league sports as he can whilst complaining on facebook about how he doesn’t have any money for food or a room to sleep in. He puts forth no effort in life to better himself and doesn’t deserve the thoughts and prayers one might feel inclined to offer him.
by PeetaMoran August 7, 2023
Get the Keith Lagassemug. by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025
Get the Andre Keith Braugher Are Kira Stephanie Cummingsmug. What People Think: The original drummer for the British band "The Who" before his tragically young death.
Reality: The original drummer for the British band "The Who." Also an extremely shitty human being.
Reality: The original drummer for the British band "The Who." Also an extremely shitty human being.
Keith Moon was an incurable drug addict who may or may not have been mentally insane. He was a massive prankster, and he had an incredibly unhealthy obsession with explosives, destruction, and destruction involving explosives. Everywhere he went, he got himself and his fellow bandmates in big trouble with his antics, to the point that they racked up a massive debt and almost went bankrupt.
During one concert, he had to be replaced because he kept passing out, thanks to his drug abuse. On several other occasions, his insatiable desire for destruction got himself injured quite badly, and he had to be repeatedly "rescued" by his bandmates or whoever happened to find him, who were none too happy to help him, knowing that he always invoked it upon himself. He ultimately died in 1978 at the age of 32, as a result of his incredibly self-destructive lifestyle. But when he died, his bandmates thought it was a prank; he was THAT much of a prankster. They didn't even realize it was legit until they went to his funeral and saw his mother weeping next to his coffin.
During one concert, he had to be replaced because he kept passing out, thanks to his drug abuse. On several other occasions, his insatiable desire for destruction got himself injured quite badly, and he had to be repeatedly "rescued" by his bandmates or whoever happened to find him, who were none too happy to help him, knowing that he always invoked it upon himself. He ultimately died in 1978 at the age of 32, as a result of his incredibly self-destructive lifestyle. But when he died, his bandmates thought it was a prank; he was THAT much of a prankster. They didn't even realize it was legit until they went to his funeral and saw his mother weeping next to his coffin.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 10, 2021
Get the Keith Moonmug.