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mushroom tattoo

To smack someone in the face with a cock
I gave Shelly a mushroom tattoo last night and she loved it
by Joswa April 1, 2008
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tattoo

person 1 to person 2 - i just knew you was a wanker what with those tattoos you have
by bibbleboo September 10, 2010
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tintops

Termnology used by bicycle couriers to describe motorized 4 wheeled city vehicles. i.e., cars, trucks, taxis are the worst, blah blah.
Dude: "OMGFG! Look out!"
Dumb guy: ". . .Wha?, of F U-!"
Dude: "OMG! Dumb guy got eaten by tintop, guys, guys, sh!t!"

Sentence 1: "F@#*in' tintops"
Sentence 2: "these F*#$ing TINTOPS show us No F$(#ing respect, D#MN IT!"
by duskins June 23, 2006
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Tit to Tummy Rule

This is a relative guideline when judging whether or not a woman is fat. If her belly sticks out further than her tits, she's fat. But if her tits go out further than her belly, she's not.
Working example of Tit to Tummy Rule:

A woman with "A" cup sized breasts and a mild fat over pussy area (FOPA) can be considered fat, while one "C" or "D" cup with the same FOPA wouldn't be. Breast implants are highly encouraged to reduce the amount of fat bitches in the world.
by Cursed Irishman May 4, 2009
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hooker tattoos

A pair of tattoos, placed symmetrically, one above each leg, on the outside and near the top of the pubic area. Approximately one to three inches in diameter. Can be a pair of stars, butterflies, or other shapes.
As soon as I saw the hooker tattoos, I knew I wanted to stay away from this "glamour model"
by as19 June 28, 2014
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Pink Mushroom Tattoo

The mark left after being cock slapped, leaving the image of a mushroom.
by BrainFreeze193 July 18, 2009
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Alt TikTok

Cancels all the people that shouldn't be cancelled, while they don't cancel the people that do need to.
Me:Alt TikTok is dumb
theoriginalbretaylor: yes.
by I am The Middle Child November 26, 2020
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