Someone who fucks with tires. Michelin, semi, tractor, spare, you name it. They will fuck any kind of tire. Hide your tires, hide your wheels! You never know which tire slut is coming for you!
I saw Brady digging through the dumpster just to find some Formula 1 tires. I heard he takes them home just to fuck them. My god, he is such a tire slut!
by milfather May 7, 2021
Get the tire slutmug. Wes: Why does Jim walk around in his sweats and Max Headroom t-shirt all day? Doesn't he work?
Sue: Haven't you heard? He's e-tired. It's all online poker and trading for him now.
Sue: Haven't you heard? He's e-tired. It's all online poker and trading for him now.
by Ben Nook October 28, 2007
Get the E-tiredmug. Tires: I am The Great Tire
Pixie: I'm SMRT I has found you
Tires: It's over, you shall now DIE and face doom.
*Grabs Pixie's face and rips it off*
Pixie: I'm SMRT I has found you
Tires: It's over, you shall now DIE and face doom.
*Grabs Pixie's face and rips it off*
by Tires The Great God February 8, 2021
Get the The Great Tiremug. Slang term for poor Cuban immigrants who cant afford to steal life rafts to get to the U.S. so they float to Miami on tires.
"Hey did you hear that Umberto was a tire monkey?"
"Yeah, he fucking Lazy rivered his way past the coast guard."
"Yeah, he fucking Lazy rivered his way past the coast guard."
by Racial Tension December 15, 2016
Get the Tire Monkeymug. by Jym U. Right June 2, 2020
Get the Butt tiredmug. by shivical von pickle May 27, 2018
Get the tire gangmug. When you are a band kid, and you have a football gamer till 11:30pm and competition tomorrow at 3:00am.
Conversation: What’s wrong with Kyle?
Idk, man he could be high-tired.
(Kyle is dancing with no music playing)
Conversation: What’s wrong with Kyle?
Idk, man he could be high-tired.
(Kyle is dancing with no music playing)
by Jerone-with-two-rones September 15, 2018
Get the High-tiredmug.