e-tired

Being retired from conventional employment and making your living solely on internet transactions.

Wes: Why does Jim walk around in his sweats and Max Headroom t-shirt all day? Doesn't he work?

Sue: Haven't you heard? He's e-tired. It's all online poker and trading for him now.

by Ben Nook December 9, 2008

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iguana tired

Experiencing the effects of marijuana due to sleep deprivation.

Yo dude Johnny is so iguana tired he's seeing hamburger paintings on the tv!

by Mr. Violent William June 9, 2014

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tire switching

Rotating one's tires. A phrase that is much clearer in intent than the original.

"I gotta switch my tires so that they get equal wear over the long run. Then I'm going to rotate them as I drive down the highway."

"I hate tire switching, but it's a good way to save on car upkeep."

by g0dforsaken December 9, 2009

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Tired drunk

When a person is so tired that it fogs up their brain in a way that makes them act as though they are drunk.

Oh dear, I haven't gotten enough sleep and now I feel tired drunk. Maybe I should text my ex!

by Ahhhhhhhshesoawkwarddddd March 15, 2017

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Car Tire

Makes a car go fast or slow

The wheels on the bus go round and round a form of car tires

by TylerHotdogson November 11, 2019

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dumbass tired

When an individual is so exhausted that their cognitive skills are compromised, effectively lowering their IQ

Jules was so fatigued after the long hours of driving that she could not remember whether to put out the recycling, the garbage, or the cat. Swaying with exhaustion she exclaimed, "I put the milk in the closet and the detergent in the fridge just now. I am officially dumbass tired!"

by Jules.Sheehy July 13, 2016

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