A "Thoughtful Gift" (usually said on Christmas or Birthday) is when someone states they got you a "Thoughtful Gift" but in reality they probably got you something cheap and useless. Oh and obviously very very CRAPPY.
M: "Hey Hunny, I got you a very thoughtful gift!"
D: "Thanks but no thanks. I got enough of those already."
D: "Thanks but no thanks. I got enough of those already."
by tiredofXmas December 25, 2010

Jarod : hey gurl did u see the new episode last night I thought the bitch was gon get raped
Monica: ohhh I never thought
Monica: ohhh I never thought
by Thick mamba July 30, 2018

A running joke for the book Keeper of the Lost Cities: Flashback by Shannon Messenger Linh and Sophie were annoying Tam.
“Linh grinned. “I think I need to get Happy Shadow Thoughts embroidered on a tunic for you- with a bunch of smiley faces.”
“I definitely think I need to see him wear that,” Sophie agreed. “Especially if it’s pink.”
“Hot pink,” Linh decided. “With sparkly letters.”
“And it should say Angry echoes-beware! on the back!” Sophie added.”
“I definitely think I need to see him wear that,” Sophie agreed. “Especially if it’s pink.”
“Hot pink,” Linh decided. “With sparkly letters.”
“And it should say Angry echoes-beware! on the back!” Sophie added.”
by emilycno January 30, 2023

Steve: do you have the notes from today's class?
Jeff: shouldn't you have them too? You were there
Steve: nah bro. I was having mad math class thoughts about Bella
Jeff: shouldn't you have them too? You were there
Steve: nah bro. I was having mad math class thoughts about Bella
by UrMomAtMyPlace.net April 13, 2020

To take time to recover and get back to a decently functioning state after an extended duration of partying, drinking and/or abusing substances.
I just put dish soap on my toothbrush and our flight leaves in an hour...I need to collect my thoughts.
by Jax77 September 21, 2015

A simple way of asking what's on someone's mind, and a way of giving their thoughts credit if the person is feeling down. Used in the movie Casablanca.
It's important to note that in America, our thoughts are only worth a penny.
It's important to note that in America, our thoughts are only worth a penny.
by Vintage Translator February 3, 2019

According to KickThePJ, a twi-late thought is when you are lying in bed about to fall asleep and you suddenly get the urge to write something down
Tony: So, I had some mad twi-late thoughts last night about a toaster uprising causing WW3. What'd you think?
Michelle: I don't think you'll be winning an oscar any time soon.
Michelle: I don't think you'll be winning an oscar any time soon.
by robin_writes December 7, 2016
