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Balkan Stare

A stare primarily used by Balkans or someone intimidating, usually signifying power and fear.
"Someone gave me the balkan stare today at the mall, I shat myself!"
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Balkan stare

A terrifying type of stare only able to be made by inhabitants of the Balkan peninsula. It's effects are chaotic and deadly. If you ever insult phonk, the serbian dancing lady will appear and scream "BOIII WHAT U SAY ABOUT PHONK", then her face will turn into smiling trollge. After this you will hear loudly "MANGO! MANGO!" if you hear this start running. It's possible to deploy some techniques (created by Those who know:) that are the German stare and Romanian Nut Twisting to counterattack. However the lady may summon the hawk tuah creature. This ultra powerful creature will throw still water at you, instantly killing you. To defeat it, inject yourself with noradrenaline however this only has a 0.2137% chance of working. There exists the most powerful mythical legendary technique with infinite aura called "English or spanish" however it shall not be used, as will destroy the balance of the earth, it should only be used in the case of a disaster the scale of the world hasn't seen yet.
Phonk hater: Oh shit, is that the balkan stare
by yuugenmagan October 11, 2024
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Brown eyed stare

The naturally stupid or attractive look a person with brown eyes has.
Yeah, James has that brown eyed stare.
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Sherlock Stare

Sherlock Stare is when you open you stare at someone and open your mouth so much that your lips start to tear. Sherlock Stare is done when you encounter a moment that you will say "No Shit, Sherlock" to someone. Also this works as a ragebait as well. This kind of staring is required for 4 dimensional flicker raping as well. When Sherlock Stare and jumping is done at the same time, you may ascend to fjordglimping. Sherlock Stare is close to Gorping too.
Ragebait usage;
Omar: Yo bro, what's 9+10?
Cain: 21. *Starts doing Sherlock Stare*

Normal usage;
Jamal: Yo mate 2+2 is 4 right?
Ethan: *Sherlock Stare*
by Financial Slaves December 26, 2024
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The Oregon Stare

A phenomenon that occurs in the state of Oregon. Lifetime residents aren't aware or it. Only those who have spent some time out of state will notice. The citizens of Oregon love to stare. In traffic, at the grocery store, in line at the bank, etc. It's what they do, and when you catch them staring, the won't look away.
They were never taught public manners because the only city in the entire state is Portland. Don't take it as a threat or an insult. It's simply their way of life.
You've heard the saying "a deer in the headlights." More like "an Oregonian in the Wal-Mart."
You ever get that feeling that someone's watching you? Oh right, we're in Oregon.

The Oregon Stare
by Foomdawg August 1, 2022
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The Acceptance Stare

A moment in which you wake up to prepare for school but momentarily stare into space as you sit on the edge of your bed, accepting the fact you have to go to school.
Person: The first day of school I had The Acceptance Stare that very morning.
by CubedIce August 27, 2019
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Houston Staring Competition

An alternative way to perform a staring competition, typically done in right wing member's only clubs in Texas to test a man's heterosexuality. If a man is suspected to be gay, the most dominant male in the group will dip his balls in baby powder and press them against the suspect's forehead for 10-20 seconds depending on the severity of the suspicions. if the suspect blinks within the time, the dominant male's powdered balls will be dipped in his mouth until he sucks all of the disgusting powder off and his membership will be permanently revoked.
"Brother. Jason just fell victim to a Houston Staring Competition because he was staring at Alex's abs. he failed within 5 seconds, what a DORK!!"
by RossLovesAss May 1, 2024
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