(v.)
1. To immediately blame the nearest, most blamable thing for something/a situation when the real thing to blame is yourself.
This is most common with parents and leaders/people in places of power in establishments/companies, sometimes in governments.
1. To immediately blame the nearest, most blamable thing for something/a situation when the real thing to blame is yourself.
This is most common with parents and leaders/people in places of power in establishments/companies, sometimes in governments.
Once, a kid got sick from second-hand smoking, and his parents (who were heavy smokers) blame shielded and blamed the kid's phone and the internet.
by Other_Person June 17, 2020
Get the Blame Shieldmug. Someone (usually a BFF) that helps drive away a guy who can't take a hint. A person you've asked in advance to play cock block so you don't have to hurt someone's feelings or pity fuck them.
*reverse wingman
*premeditated cock-block
*reverse wingman
*premeditated cock-block
"Since, Jeff's bringing my phone charger later, I'm watching your kid tonight, Suzanne. He surely won't try to fuck me while I'm holding a newborn. Your baby is going to be the best dick-shield ever."
by spaceymaree February 4, 2020
Get the Dick-Shieldmug. A heavy, winter coat. Especially when used as protection against cold, bitter winds ("The Hawk"). First usage heard in Chicago in 60's.
by Philliam13 December 8, 2006
Get the hawk shieldmug. by martin0246 December 23, 2011
Get the Jake Shieldsmug. When you attempt to join an organization or group with the intent of preventing yourself from being fucked with and or avoid criticism.
Frank: Did you know that Stan is gay?
John: Stan is only pretending to be gay for the purposes of troll shielding.
John: Stan is only pretending to be gay for the purposes of troll shielding.
by AnthonyCumia June 17, 2024
Get the Troll Shieldingmug. The efed faction that stands against injustice, mostly the Children of Elysia (CoE), and all who would threaten to corrupt that efed with cult like tactics. Led by Jonathan Justice.
The Shield of Justice quickly defeated the Children of Elysia, proving once again to be the best faction in the fed.
by thegr8one713 June 6, 2018
Get the Shield of Justicemug. When a person gives a hypothetical dilemma, and the responding party tries to include bypasses to make the scenario work better, Mustache-Shielding is when the person presenting the dilemma shuts down the bypasses to ensure that the scenario is still difficult.
"Would you go on a date with a girl with a mustache for 50 bucks?" -Jinya
"Can't I just shave off her mustache then?" -Shosh
"No, you're not allowed to." -Jinya
"Stop Mustache-Shielding you retard." -Shosh
"Can't I just shave off her mustache then?" -Shosh
"No, you're not allowed to." -Jinya
"Stop Mustache-Shielding you retard." -Shosh
by Sleepy Chigga October 8, 2025
Get the Mustache-Shieldingmug.