Jesus Nuke

It's like a regular nuke, except it eradicates all sin within a 100 lightyear radius. It also destroys cringeworthy things like furry smut, cancer fandoms, etc. Also, when it explodes, Jesus comes out of the mushroom cloud.

Girl 1: Hey, have you heard of K-Pop?
Girl 2: OMG YASSS I LOVE K-POP!!!!!
Guy: DROP THE JESUS NUKE!
*Explosion punctuated with angelic choir music*

by guymanchester August 13, 2017

Nuke the fridge

To vomit(or even take a shit) in a place such waste is not supposed to go, often preformed when drunk. Such as a fridge.

Yo I opened the fridge up this morning and found shit all stained in there!
Jesus, I hate when people nuke the fridge.

by The Pasta Man October 1, 2020

Nuke Blocking

Killing someone in Call of duty Modern Warfare 2 who is nuke boosting. This usually involves you losing the match in order to bring justice to the game. The most effective nuke boosting is done in free for all after said booster has gotten 5 kills or more.

Guy 1These two guys were hiding in the bushes in Skidrow killing each other and I threw a grenade and killed them both

Guy 2Why were you Nuke Blocking? you could have just left the game

Guy 3I left right after. I just wanted to teach em a lesson

by brute24deodarant January 18, 2010

Jager Nuke

A much stronger, more pure Jager version of a Jagerbomb...has to be drunk out of a beer stein.

At least 20 shots of Jagermeister

Topped up with Red Bull, then mix

Down as much as possible in 30 seconds.

Mike: Im not drunk enough at this party Josh, what can i do?
Josh: Jager Nukes my friend. JAGER NUKES!

by The Cat 2010 March 30, 2010

Hippie-Nuke

n. An atomic device that fails to explode

The Community of Hippies Hugging Trees: You... BASTARD! ::readys Hippie-Nukes::

by Myles May 17, 2004

nuke-a-meal

Any frozen dinner that requires heating in the microwave.

I'm going to grab a lasagna nuke-a-meal for dinner.

by FrostByte70 October 7, 2010

PHP-Nuke

Before myspace, the kids had to use something that took at least half of a brain to use, This was PHP-Nuke.. Unfortunately it isn't as popular as it once was.

Webmaster 1: Dude, all of these clan sites look the same..
Webmaster 2: Heh, PHP-Nuke.

by Branin November 1, 2009