smart laundry

smart laundry \ COMPOUND NOUN (ˈsmärt ˈlȯn-drē): laundry machines with a high degree of intelligence, leveraging IoT, machine learning, digital interfaces, and other patented tech : AWESOME. //

“I’m so glad we use SMART LAUNDRY so I don’t have to pay with quarters, use the crappy card machine, wait 3 months for a dryer to get repaired, not know when machines are available, or lose my clothes to some laundry thief.”

by smartlaundryfan June 08, 2021

Lithuanian Laundry Mat

A laundry mat in which rather than using detergent to wash your clothes. The workers fill up the washing machines and then proceed to robustly shoot colossal sized loads of funky smelling nut onto the clothes and then turning on the washing machine. After it is done running, the clothes are lined up, and a group of Lithuanians proceed to repeatedly queef flamboyantly all over the clothes to dry them off.

"My clothes were really in need of washing, so I took them to the Lithuanian Laundry Mat"

by JamesNewton February 04, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

Laundry Party

When everyone shows up to your house in their dirty clothes, get naked and drink cocktails while their clothes are in the wash. Leaving clean as a whistle, loose as a thistle.

A laundry party is a fine way to clean your clothes AND get to know your neighbors!

by Definer of Leisure March 17, 2024

At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline

What you say to make a super-sweltering day seem a bit less miserable.

Besides keeping in mind that, "At least the laundry dries faster on the clothesline", you can also remember to utilize two other "perks" of extra-hot weather --- the solvent on freshly-painted/glued items will take less time to evaporate, and your swimming pool will warm up faster so that its water won't be such a shock to climb into. (This latter phenomenon also often works for a nearby pond or brook, of course, and so you can avail yourself of this delightful "oasis of cool relief" sooner after sunrise, too, if you don't have a pool of your own. Some southern areas even allow people to "shed it all" and go skinny-dipping once the local temps exceed a certain level, too, and so this can be an additional "heat-wave advantage".)

by QuacksO July 22, 2019

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

laundry bagging

Initiating a sexual act with the placing of a laundry bag over the upper half of the partner's torso, then tripping them into the bed, onto the floor and drinking 1.6ml GHB.

May engaged in laundry bagging Eerin this weekend and then went into a post-cunniligual GHB and Ambien induced coma for 3 hours.

by Miykul Kowtsowrzscyk February 22, 2019