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uncle honey

the uncle in the fam that wears a chanel suit and pillbox hat but keeps his beard because "it gets so dreadfully cold in the winter." has a cat named boo-boo
"darling, could you mix up a cocktail and set two extra places at the table? uncle honey and boo-boo are here"
"scarlett, don't disturb uncle honey while he is watching his program. you know how he gets."
by butterluv October 25, 2006
mugGet the uncle honeymug.

honey stick

that girl loves to lick on honey sticks
by kaytom July 10, 2009
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honey stump

The last slice of bread toasted with honey and butter
"hey nicole can i have a honey stump"
by S a M November 24, 2006
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Honey Pot

An attractive male, usually between the ages of 21-30. Must be tall, athletic, fine, smokin', employed, large worm.

One that would evoke a totally appropriate holler or "wooop" from an attractive female.

The traditional predatory role of the male and female mating interactions are reversed, and the woman in the presence of a honeypot becomes the predator. This sometimes results in verbal harassment, or sometimes a "rape-kiss."

To obtain a honeypot, follow the fool-proof S.K.E.T.C.H. method:

S - Separate from the girl pack;
K - Know your audience (talk sports, cars, business);
E - Easy target (be an easy target)
T - Troubled (act lost/confused..."where are my friends?")
C - Coerce with a shot (tequila usually does the trick);
H - HONEYPOT OBTAINED!

When one finds the best honeypot she's ever seen, she may call that guy a "pooh-bear." To be used sparingly!
That honey pot is makin' me all sticky...

I'd take that honey pot home tonight.

Wooooop! Honey pot!!!!

Girls... I think I might have found a pooh-bear. He's a 10!
by The She-Frat June 18, 2011
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Honey Suckle

Noun: The ultimate praisal for the hottest babe you've ever seen. She must drink like an alcoholic but never act like one, never complain or show signs of negativity; ready to party at all times; ready to get down at all times. The superlative form of Honey baby.
(Can also be used as an adjective.)

Verb: To have the abilities of getting completely shitfaced or goosed without losing cool; using your beauty, cool, and goosing abilities to get whatever you want from anyone in any given situation.
(Inflected Forms: Honey suckling)

Synonyms: Sexy, goose, hot, chill, babe, honey baby, sweet

Antonyms: Honey Pickle
"Damn, did you see how much she has been goosing? What a honey suckle!"

"There are maaaaad honey suckles up in this joint tonight!"

"We gotta honey suckle the waiter and get those free chips!"
by Estherina419 April 30, 2007
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honey juice

The liquids that come from da pussy after and orgasm.
Dat ho was shootin honey juice all over da hizouse son.
by Xam Silliw March 29, 2004
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honey-monkey

by eaaaaa February 19, 2011
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