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Hipster

Young, bigoted, and pretentious person who attempts to be original or nostalgic by rejecting mainstream ideas and adopting uncommon ones.
The hipster sat by and pontificated on the primitive and unimaginative use of tires as his Prius's flat was fixed by his father.
by The Angry Vet November 25, 2015
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Hipster

Alternate word for feminine wash, or douche. Can be used in slang sense.
Mary felt less than fresh and went to the bathroom to Hipster.

Don't be such a Hipster.

What a Hipster!

Mom, do you Hipster?
by Grundlefly April 6, 2014
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Hipster: I don't know how I will be able to make it through the day if I wear this awful mainstream garbage. I need to be unique as can be.

John: Shut the fuck up you special snowflake, go drink bleach and cleanse the disgrace of your inner-self.
by curmudgeon001 December 17, 2013
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hipster

A hipster is an entitled individual that gets upset when something they like becomes popular without their permission.
Ex.: The movie became so successful, its director had risen out of obscurity much to the dismay of her hipster audience.
by Kredford45 January 27, 2015
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Hipster

A young adult who's major accomplishment in life is considering themselves "cooler" than their surrounding society.
Hipster: you listen to the mainstream radio? Pffft, you're one of the sheeple.

Me: Wow, you're so much cooler than me. Congratulations. What an incredibly important accomplishment!
by Army wife November 4, 2013
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Hipster

A variation of the Wallflower that is known for their ironic and apathetic attitude and style. Most hipsters are actually unaware of their hipsterism and are often confused with hipster posers, whom openly announce that they are hipsters. Hipsters are trend setters whilst these posers are actually following the trend of hipsterism. The typical hipster is known for shopping at thrift stores, hanging around a cafe, or browsing a record store for indie inspiration in both music and fashion.
Person 1: Omg did you see Emma? She thinks she is such a hipster just because she uploads photos on instagram.

Person 2: Lol what a lame ass.
by NotAHuman June 4, 2015
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Hipster

A false embracing of Nerd Culture portrayed by an uninteresting person brought on by a mock humility, though deep down embracing a sense of artistry and self importance. Aka, a douchebag.
That hipster is wearing a Zelda Self Print T that he made on Gimp 2. What a douchenozzle.
by ChefJames April 18, 2014
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