Memories follow me left and right

song left and right by Charlie Puth

Person 1 : I know you came to write zxcvbnmasdfghjklqwertyuiop.
Person 2 : No i came to see Memories follow me left and right

by sussybaka7769 March 5, 2023

Chick-follow

When a minor consistently interacts and follows an adult around on the internet, similar to how baby chicks tend to follow any moving object, even one that isn't their biological mother, a process called filial imprinting.

"This kid kept chick-following me around while I was talking in forum posts."

by BigFishSundae November 4, 2025

Following my instructions

That is not the problem here. When one of the school shooters (I can't remember if it was Uvalde or one of the other one) has a recording of himself saying that he is going to shoot up a school... And the FBI shows up and is UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING... HOW does THAT happen? Well, was the footage ILLEGALLY OBTAINED? I BET IT WAS!

Hym "And I TOLD YOU... Explicitly... NOT TO DO THAT. I said 'ENTRAPMENT.' I said 'OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE.' I said 'HINDER THE ABILITY OF THE ACTUAL PROFESSIONALS TO DO THEIR JOB.' So YOU illegally surveil the future school shooter... And PROVOKE him into saying something... The FBI shows up... The are UNABLE TO DO ANYTHING BECAUSE ILLEGALLY OBTAINED EVIDENCE IS USELESS. And then AFTER THE FBI I LEAVES... You CONTINUED TO STALK AND HARASS THE GUY UNTIL HE ACTUALLY DID THE THING HE SAID HE WOULD DO. THAT IS YOUR FAULT. That is a you NOT FOLLOWING MY INSTRUCTIONS problem. If I had known that that was happening... BEFORE THE SCHOOL SHOOTING... I WOULD HAVE AND DID TOLD YOU TO STOP. But you wanted to use YOUR MENTALLY RETARDED BRAIN... INSTEAD OF MY SCHOOL SHOOTING STOPPING, AI CREATING, GENIUS BRAIN. And you CONTINUED TO PROVOKE THE GUY until he did it. You LIKELY INSTRUCTED PEOPLE TO DO THAT... And how did that work for everyone? And I told YOU... NOT TO DO THAT. And now YOU... Are trying to scapegoat ME. You tried to small brain a BIG BRAIN problem because you were being uppity about child safety and trying to operate above your pay-grade instead of letting the professionals do their jobs."

by Hym Iam November 25, 2025

follow Susanin

To be led into a disastrous, hopeless place or situation; to follow someone who (intentionally or unknowingly) leads to collapse, defeat, or dire consequences.

It originates from folk legend and works of art (M. I. Glinka's opera "A Life for the Tsar") about the Kostroma peasant Ivan Susanin from the early 17th century. According to legend, during the Time of Troubles, he agreed to serve as a guide for Polish-Lithuanian invader troops searching for the young Tsar Mikhail Romanov, and deliberately led them into a dense, impenetrable forest, where they perished.

To trust this swindler is like to follow Susanin: you'll end up penniless and in debt.

by Filename99 December 26, 2025

SWALLOWER FOLLOWER

(Noun) Fans, subscribers, and followers of those who swallow (oral). i.e. supporters and sponsors know to promote the throat goat.

-Rob'bery aka Phil LaQuey 2025

I just found this hot ass chick on You Tube and she has an OF... I already signed up you know I'm a Swallower Follower.

by Rob'bery March 30, 2025

Noor Arina you should stop being mean because Kelly Ker teach me and have more followers too.

Noor Arina you should stop being mean because Kelly Ker teach me and have more followers too.

Noor Arina you should stop being mean because Kelly Ker teach me and have more followers too.

by sya1233 April 8, 2025

follow the liter

What you do if someone confiscates your medium-sized bottle of Bacardi Carta Blanca and says dat you'll only get it back if you tag along wif him for a while.

I don't drink alcohol of any kind, so I would never have any urge to "follow the liter"; instead, what "floats my boat" is if a hot chick promises dat she'll let me hold her soft warm hands and rub her cute shapely feet sometime later if I accompany her to assist wif one or more tasks dat she needs performed.

by QuacksO April 10, 2025