girl: "how are you guys"
indian man: "mmm my deer sexi pics on profile i like my dear come inbox i make pregnancy with u my deer"
indian man: "mmm my deer sexi pics on profile i like my dear come inbox i make pregnancy with u my deer"
by halalbe September 27, 2017
Get the mmm my deer sexi picsmug. Home made in Northern Michigan, this is premium deer bait designed specifically to lure the largest and darkest male deer into a deer blind imitating the aroma of a fresh, hot, dripping deer pussy.
"We are going to get the big one today Billy Bob."
"How do you know that Jim Bob?"
"Because I poured some of that big black buck trigger deer dick buck sauce all over the bait pile."
"How do you know that Jim Bob?"
"Because I poured some of that big black buck trigger deer dick buck sauce all over the bait pile."
by Jimboslice1976 October 19, 2013
Get the Big Black Buck Trigger Deer Dick Buck Saucemug. by dboyfromdahood October 2, 2012
Get the your ass is grass and you can call me john deeremug. It’s where she’s about to orgasm, but then she looks at you like a deer in head lights, so you hit her with your car.
by MBLIndiana March 17, 2024
Get the Indiana Deer Stranglermug. When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
What’s he covered in?!
He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
Wow! That is an Ultimate Deer Splat!
by anonymous March 21, 2025
Get the ultimate deer splatmug. 
by gnostic3 January 29, 2019
Get the Red Deer curlingmug.