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Mushy coconut

The act of inserting the coconut in to a Women’s vagina. Then pull it back out and then eat that shit
I gave Katie a mushy coconut bra.
by Mushycoconut November 11, 2022
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coconut cream

The infamous "coconut cream" is an joke i made up concerning renaming cum, sperm, or creamy goodness.
Becky: "I was blowing John last night that i had to clean up all the sticky, gooey, and CREAMY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) coconut cream off my face!"

Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...
by hmmmm i question u May 23, 2018
mugGet the coconut creammug.

coconuts and twizzlers

This phrase is said to have originated in KS, and is used as a synonym for female and male genitalia respectively. The story goes that a young child became frightened when discovering her genitals. She screamed at her mother that there was a "coconut" in there, and she wanted it out, now! Her mother laughed and explained that she, too, had a "coconut" as did the child's grandma, and, in fact, all the other girls in the whole world. The child then said that her father did not have a coconut, he had a twizzler. The common phrasing of coconuts and twizzlers can now be found everywhere.
"Eesh, this room is full of coconuts and twizzlers!"

"Umm...please put your twizzler away."

"I'd do anything to get my hands on her coconut."
by Thorne Thornton August 31, 2011
mugGet the coconuts and twizzlersmug.

Coconut Carrier

The testicular package, your ballsack if you will.
by YoMama,YoDaddy,YoBigFatGranny January 14, 2011
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coconut head

A creature which is half human, half coconut.
Andy C is an example of a coconut head. =D
by JGibbins October 1, 2007
mugGet the coconut headmug.

Coconut Nut

Da coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat it you will get very FAT.
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover March 1, 2022
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Coconut Water

After sexual intercourse the male ejaculation is collected and placed in to a plastic container and then stored under the bed. The next time sexual intercourse is initiated the container of spoiled/rotten ejaculation is opened and the Aroma is used as an Aphrodisiac.
Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and use some Coconut water?
by Dr.PornMonstar July 23, 2012
mugGet the Coconut Watermug.

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