Ramp agent

Weight and commodities accountant for a high speed aluminum tubing company

That guy is a ramp agent down there loading bags.

by LDrat January 29, 2022

Free Agent

Something ryan says to dylan in the game The Quarry, when asked whether or not he has a boyfriend

Dylan: “girlfriend?”
Ryan: “uhhh, not exactly.”
Dylan: “boyfriend?”
Ryan: “free agent.”

by Quarryy October 1, 2022

Agent Beans

A man who loves eating shit covered beans

he is a right Agent Beans

by Overallprince18 January 22, 2023

Project Moon sleeper agent

Fans of games made by indie developer Project Moon that will appear almost anywhere if one of their triggers is said or featured otherwise, examples include but are not limited to:

Red mist, name of a prominent character
Ideal, prominent theme for a story
A black mask covering someone’s entire face, a reference to another prominent character

Despite Project Moon having a statistically smaller fanbase compared to larger fandoms, sleeper agents will arrive in large numbers almost anywhere if any trigger is detected.
The name Project Moon sleeper agent comes from the fact that these persons will activate a set of behaviour when specific triggers are triggered like any sleeper agent and are fans of Project Moon, therefore Project Moon sleeper agents.

Person 1: Grr I’m so angry at person 2 I’m going to turn them into a fine red mist.
Sleeper agent 1: Bait used to be believable- holy shit is that the Red Mist.
Sleeper agent 2: The red WHAT?
Person 3: Oh the Project Moon sleeper agents are here.
Sleeper agent 3: Everyone get in here: summon a limbillion Project Moon fans

by Xavagery May 6, 2024

Agent Orange

A reference for a person, normally older or elderly from the Vietnam War era, who repels people by not picking up on any social cues, going on rants about themselves and previous time in the war, college, or when they were in their prime. A person of that age range is referred to this when they repel others and hurt those around them like poison by being selfish, disrespectful, entitled, rude, etc. and generally lack friends and social supports. They feel entitled to tell their story and that you should appreciate them and lack empathy or understanding that it may not be a good time for you.

Person 1: "I was wondering if he was an Agent Orange?"

Person 2 : "Yes, don't let him get started about the war"

by Black_Dandeli0n June 15, 2023

Matrix Agent

Similar to a Non-Player-Character, a Matrix Agent is a person or persons who seem or act as though 'programmed' to respond or behave in scripted ways. Unlike an NPC, the Matrix Agent connotation implies some cognizant understanding of their simulated world, while nonetheless believing in that world and following their programming within it.

All of the people in that neighborhood seem like Matrix Agents.

by coopergraham November 6, 2023

Directory user agent

DUA is instead of DIA

DIRECTORY.USER.AGENT.

We teach you how to use psychedelics safely!

instead of arresting the people microdosing and eating a mushroom pizza, we actually arrest the people abusing animals, women and kids, drunk driving, and hurting the planet.

Sorry DIA< DUA is takin’ the LOVE and future for the planet over!

Hello (goodbye?) DIA- This is the DIRECTORY USER AGENT (DUA) coming through!

How is our new product? ContinuAlly keep being a great beautiful citizen of your universe- and it is always provided for free!

Keep giving us feedback about what string of the product works best for your daily family’s needs- tax money is going to help the universe be at peace!

All DIA (gents) happily converted to DUA

The world is at PEACE 🌎

by hurleyrocks March 8, 2021