ritual viewing

verb. American phrase. It means to watch television in a trance-like state. Some might call it being a couch potato, but it is of a higher power and purpose as described by the TV Ministry, the TV worshiping religion.
"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"
I was ritual viewing last night to Seinfeld, it was enlightening.
by Amy Bugbee June 27, 2004
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Rear View Tourism

The act of deliberately using your rear view mirror to look into the car behind to check out what the driver/occupants are doing.
"Hey man, on the way in this morning, there's this woman punching out her husband in the car behind me. I even started yelling her on."

"You've got to give up this rear view tourism, pal."
by They Told Me I Had To August 20, 2009
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views snap

When you're showing where you are by just moving the camera all around the room, showing everyone you are with
"Omg did u see where jess was yesterday?!?"

"Yes!! I saw her views snap at Disney World"
by Dogsdoingyoga October 28, 2017
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Chapel View Drive

A drive in which you see a church chapel. Causes you to think about missing church which then causes you to speed home quickly to get away from the thought. The police then pull you over.
You got pulled over on Chapel View Drive again, didn't you?
by whateveryo91 July 19, 2009
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Detail viewing venue

Strip club.

Place to view “details”. See the definition of ‘Details’ for further context.
Where’s the best place to go? Should we go to Sunset BLVD?

- nah dawg, those detail viewing venues are whack
by Iamadetaildude December 20, 2023
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social viewing

Watching something for the social environment it provides, not the purpose it is shown for.
Amy enjoyed the Super Bowl for the social viewing it allowed while she caught up with friends.
by Whitword January 22, 2018
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The Viewing

The moment after defecation when one peers behind to examine the size, color, and consistency of one's own poop.
After taking a dump, Steven was discouraged to find that his deposit had sunk to the bottom of the toilet, depriving him of the viewing.
by DirtyEdward June 13, 2022
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