Target Practive

Simultaneous reactive world events caused by the seamlessly innocent act of going to Target for groceries.

Me: I’m hungry, gonna head out to Target, ya need anything?
Them: Don’t you do it! Everything’s been chill for months now, you know that shit’s “Target Practive” we’ll be diggin in for months.

by SlXFlVE January 12, 2021

Target poo

When you take a monstrous bowel tearing erupting shit in target that leaves you crippled for the rest of your life

I had target poo-man who is now crippled

by Target pooinator September 09, 2021

Targetable

All the women in Target are absurdly hot, they are targetable.

Did you see that girl, she is targetable.

by Brendanbot5000 January 26, 2022

target ass

the blue and red matter around a monkey's ass which produces a virtual target. because the invention of 3-d glasses preceded the origin of medicine, the trippy super 3-d effects produced gave some jackass the idea of screwing with it. this caused the present disease know as "AIDS"

How did you miss it? It practically had a target ass!

by sue doenum December 22, 2009

Target Ally

: one that is associated with another as a helper, unless it gets hard : a person or group that provides assistance and support in an ongoing effort, activity, or struggle - but only when convenient and has limited risk.

When the Florida man started picking a flight, my friend just disappeared! Gone like a Target ally...

by MCATL310470 May 25, 2023

Target acquired

Biggest gay ever saw in the world , this nigga say bad things to other but gets mad when we say anything to his gf .

Target acquired Simp chutiya randi sala

by Logan daddy March 01, 2022

pud target

A girl whos face you would like to spunk on.

Did you see Roxy tonight?She might as well have written PUD TARGET on her face with a sharpie.

by dongis September 16, 2008