When you nut on a hot frying pan and let your cum turn into steam until it fills the room to get turned on.
by Literally Batman September 9, 2023
Get the Semen Saunamug. A semen specialist Is similar to your mom in the aspect of knowing her way around a load, where it came from, the consistency, who it came from, and how to clean it.
by SlinkyDick July 3, 2022
Get the semen specialistmug. Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.
Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*
by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020
Get the semen nachosmug. by Salliemae November 6, 2015
Get the Semen Syphonermug. When semen { from another's or yours penis} shoots into your eye causing the affected area to turn pink for a minimum of 5 days
Chase: hey angel
Angel: yeah?
Chase: me and christian were Netflix and chilling and he gave me semen sight
Angel: You're a faggot, you know that chase?
Chase: yeah....
Angel: yeah?
Chase: me and christian were Netflix and chilling and he gave me semen sight
Angel: You're a faggot, you know that chase?
Chase: yeah....
by Yung.k.i. d December 15, 2015
Get the semen sightmug. Brittney-hey what are you doing for your bachalorette party?
Kassandrea- I'm having a semen magician come over
Brittney-oooo I can't wait I'm horny just thinking about it!
Kassandrea- I'm having a semen magician come over
Brittney-oooo I can't wait I'm horny just thinking about it!
by MCR182 February 12, 2013
Get the Semen Magicianmug. Porridge flavoured gunk
"I'm going to fuck a horse for breakfast"
"There's nothing i like more in the morning than a bowl full of horse semen"
"I'm going to fuck a horse for breakfast"
"There's nothing i like more in the morning than a bowl full of horse semen"
Guy 1: Yo what you having for breakfast?
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference
Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro
Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference
Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro
Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce
by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 28, 2022
Get the Horse Semenmug.