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Facebook Polish

When you go back on your facebook and delete uninteresting or pointless posts or comments that you previously made.
by Mr. Cheesespread May 12, 2011
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Polish Pete

Polish Pete - a young man called Peter of Polish birth who his particularly proud of his heritage, but is really just a bloke from West Yorkshire. Loves the outdoors and will have a strong affliction with some sort of outdoor activity (e.g. cycling) to the point where it no longer becomes a hobby but is more a habit and will consume the majority of their time. Polish Pete will brag about being able to drink like a slav, but can only really handle a few pints and a mixer before he feels tired and wants to go to bed.
Cyclist 1: "I thought Polish Pete was Polish? He sounds like a loiner to me."
Cyclist 2: "He is Polish - he ain't no Leeds chap either, he's from Bradford."
Cyclist 1: "Ah, that makes sense. It's full of immigrants up there"
by northernlass18 December 3, 2018
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Polishing the cow

Is that bloke over there polishing the cow? The dirty bugger!
by Cow-Polisher January 13, 2014
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Polish thotty

A thotty from Poland. Typically named Nadia, Usually wears g strings
Omg Nadia G-string is a polish thotty!
by Trashkin March 15, 2019
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french polish

When your Bae uses more tongue than mouth during a blowjob.
"Bloody hell, love. I wanted a blowjob not a French polish."
by TheBlank89 April 12, 2016
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Polish Tool

Someone with Polish lineage that has use but nothing defining enough to be a specific tool. For example, a hammer.
Person 1: "Did you hear Jacob's the Polish Hammer?"
Person 2: "Nah, he's just a Polish Tool."
by da_OG_PH_69 November 21, 2022
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Polish Shower

When you are sweaty and stinky already and you use a stick deodorant to attempt to cover the smell. Since you smell already, the smells just blend . This is usually done before work(skipping a shower) or on the way to the bar.
"Hold on, I'll be right there. I gotta take a Polish Shower"
by LazerNips November 13, 2009
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