a usually tall, slim guy with a long cock thats loyal and usually drippy as hell with hella chicken.
Peyton is that guy
by Mr.donteventhink November 22, 2021
Get the Peytonmug. Peyton is a boy who is incredibly athletic, strong, smart. But sometimes acts like a dumbass. And is super funny. Could still a friend's girl in an instant. And has a massive schlong
Peyton's a monster!
by Peyton Eckel November 22, 2021
Get the Peytonmug. The sweetest girl alive. She is the most trustworthy person you will ever met. She can keep a secret for years and years. She is hands down the most caring girl you can imagine. But if you get on her bad side. You will regret it. Don’t ever upset a Peyton. She will make sure you get was you deserve. Peytons tend to be smart, athletic, fit and beautiful. She is very emotional tho and she will often cry for no reason. And when she is sad she will always fake a smile. Luckily her best friend always notices. She is loving and will always fight for you. Never ever loose her.
Harry: oh my god.. who was that. She must have been the prettiest girl alive
Jaime: that’s my pest friend Peyton
Jaime: that’s my pest friend Peyton
by Joemamma’s daddy October 19, 2019
Get the Peytonmug. by 123456bgff September 16, 2020
Get the peytonmug. An artist most famous for his series of instruction videos for 'overly-dramatic poses to sing and take a dump to', featuring his viking-metal hits such as a lip-sync cover of the Lion King song and every other video that he ever made which features his body movements that were mastered during his time as a trainee under one of those wacky arm-flailing tube-men that can be found by the side of the road at a local used-car sales lot. Come on by, kick a tire! Strike a pose and take a dump on viking steroids. We represent the lion corn!
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 5, 2023
Get the Peyton Parrishmug. Peyton is a handsome man and he loves football and knows how to treat his girlfriend and friends right even if he’s really annoying and weird he’s one of the best people you can meet
Damn there go Peyton
by Neon a December 29, 2019
Get the Peytonmug. In most cases, you'll either find a football player or some liberal who screams "black lives matter". Alas, this Peyton is a woman who will make your heart melt when you lay your eyes upon her. She's a brunette, but insists she dyes her hair the same shade of dislike red as Rick Perry's "Strong" campaign ad from 2012. She is ever so nice, and she is never one to look horrible, no matter how many cup's of custard she may have from Rita's Italian Ice, or how many pairs of sweatpants she has. She never holds a grudge, and she always knows how to make you day better. Take her to Hoagiefest in Allentown PA and she's yours forever. Buy her an enormous amount food from the dollar store, she'll love you forever. All that food does seem nice, but what seals the deal is your hoodie. Give her your most valued hoodie, and she will love you to death. Peyton's are a rarity these days among these "Musical.ly" fuckgirls and townie whores. Peytons are strongwilled, but will ask for your help if she needs it. She will make you laugh to your heart's content. If you find someone like this, ask her if her name is Peyton, nine times out of eight, it is.
One time, Peyton and I had a deep discussion about my past in particular. I opened up about the emotional and mental abuse my ex-girlfriend put me through, and she kept my head up, despite her being almost a foot shorter than I am, and she said that she would never do that to me, and for once I believed her.
by HawkFrost48353 June 15, 2018
Get the Peytonmug.