My Friend Pedro

A banana that helps/guides you to kill your victims but people ignore his existence for some reason.

My Friend Pedro is a good friend for trying keep his “promise”.

by Virgin Oil March 20, 2022

Down syndrome pedro

A Snitch who tells a guy/Usually his brother about jerking off in a forest

You Bro You hear that guy is a down syndrome pedro No way bro

by Canadian beastiality June 27, 2020

Pedro

A horny ass muthafucka who’s lesbian and multiple times a day, whilst on FaceTime. Also he likes to spend four dollars on “rings” that didn’t work. Also he has lung cancer from smoking paper.

U know un pendejo by the name of Pedro??
Oh yeah, ain’t he that kid that likes to rage playing cod and is horny all the time.

by MiLoDe March 30, 2020

Pedro

A retarded Mexican who thinks he is black and likes little boys

Pedro is saying the n-word again

by Jarrenis schmecky December 11, 2019

Pedro

Pedro is one gay ass bitch

Pedro sucked my dick

by Kkksmokey February 5, 2019

pedro simões

Total scrub, has the skinniest dick, sweats like a river in bed and is rejected by every girl he sees, sucks at anything he does and is very dumb

"Pedro Simões is a skinny penis"

by Buuuuuu February 28, 2017

Pedro

Pedro’s a tweaker

Pedro is a tweaker

by JediBrysen November 27, 2018