Crusty Mother

A Crusty Mother, also known as the Cunt Cutter, is a sexual act in which a male pre-dries his sperm before sex, and slathers it all over his dick in order to make it rougher and a more painful experience for the girl, or enjoyable if she is into that sort of shit.

"Bro, I just gave her a Crusty Mother. She'll be crossing her legs for weeks!"

by Quaggle McStuffins III July 8, 2014

Mother of Cake

"Mother of Cake" is a phrase used in place of other profanities popularized by a girl named Lucy from California, U.S. She often uses this when she is frustrated, or angry with someone (or something).

Girl 1: "Hey, your cat is running around in my yard with a sock."
Girl 2: "Mother of cake!!!!"

by nerdfighters: made of awesome June 6, 2009

Mother 3

The game that Nintendo loves to talk about in the U.S. but never Release.

My friend is a mother 3.

by piss_on_a_bird June 4, 2020

Mother-in-love

This is an affection nickname given to one's mother-in-law, especially when the relationship is of a positive camaraderie.

I absolutely have to get this dress for my mother-in-love. She'd love it!

by The Thesaurus Lady September 11, 2022

joeseph mother

It’s just a longer version of joe mama

That’s it
That’s the whole thing
Go home

Real human 1:
Hey did you hear about joeseph?
Real human 2: no,who’s joeseph?
Real human 1: joeseph mother
Real human 2: *grabs all and shoots real human 1 in the stomach*

by Horrific gamer February 23, 2021

Mothers Life

When you say something and someone else doesn’t believe it, you say Mothers Life meaning you are telling the absolute truth (swearing on your Mothers Life)

Student: Mothers Life I weren’t talking, Miss.

by StrizzyBruhh November 16, 2019

mother trucker

when you're around people who get triggered, so motherfucker just won't do.

mother trucker, dude. that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.

by shrekisdaddy April 21, 2018