mayonnaise a nas car

This phrase is simply a redneck's way of telling you your car is very nice. I'm not really sure how to spell mayonnaise when used in this application. Any helpers out there?

"Mayonnaise a nas car!", Man that's a nice car!

by lindafarkle February 27, 2014

Eating your mayonnaise

Understanding something. Synonym to "picking up what you're putting down."

Person a: "So after you solver for x, you need to substitute it back into the equation."
Person b: "alright, I'm eating your mayonnaise"

by purple-tortilla-chip September 14, 2023

Mayonnaise/maya curse

can't talk well
usually can't focus when talking
has major spelling errors

guy no.1 :hey bro wsg
guy no.2: ehashgdeghdishabhwu

Mayonnaise/Maya curse: means not talking properly

by dudelovescake July 11, 2024

mayonnaise knuckle bump

When two bros go to knuckle bump each other and one has knowingly left ejaculation on his fist.

Ben: Hey brotha, what’s up? *offers knuckle forth for knuckle bump*

Chad: no man, I’m good, looks you got that mayonnaise knuckle bump there…

by JessaCali September 10, 2023

jar of mayonnaise

A usually bald Caucasian man whose personality is as bland and congealed as his condiment counterpart. Can be found mansplaining “logic” on Facebook or complaining about cancel culture while quoting Joe Rogan. Feels personally attacked by diversity and pronouns.

Often seen wearing wraparound sunglasses, quoting Jordan Peterson, and blaming women or immigrants for his own mediocrity.

“Yo check out that jar of mayonnaise wearing a neck gaiter and trying to find hard working immigrants to abduct.”

by chicagocowgirl777 October 21, 2025

mayonnaise everywhere

When a dude hasn’t choked the chicken in a few days and upon releasing his load the back pressure causes a sitcky mess all over the place.

Britney hasn’t let Chad hit it in a few days, but last night she complained about the Mayonnaise everywhere in the bathroom.

by SexyGoodSex1856 February 14, 2019

Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.

Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."

by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021