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Zombie Mat

A laundromat that is gross, dirty, disgusting, scary, or where you don't want to go to. Commonly will have broken or out of service washing machines, old equipment, and an overall hostile environment. Equipment is unclean (disease can spread), and probably hasn't been cleaned in a couple of months.
No I don't want to go there. That place is a disgusting Zombie Mat. Let's go to WaveMAX® Laundry instead! It's always clean in there.
by Cring=oops March 23, 2020
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Loser Mat

loser mat when he actin like a bum
by niggamonkballs February 18, 2024
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Mat-TOCK

A mat-tock is referring to and asshole who over quotes starwars and dead memes from a year ago, although he can be a nice guy, he’s still generally a wanker and will ruin your day, he also matches the iq of a coffee mug
Person- he’s such a mat-tock he’s gonna ruin this new meme again
by Not a mat-tock August 10, 2019
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Hemp Mat

A mat used in yoga that is literally made from a hemp plant.
Usually thrown down in a room belonging to a frequent stoner.
Stoner 1: Dude, what's on your bedroom floor? It feels nice..
Stoner 2: Yea man, just a hemp mat I picked up from the hippie store across the street. Real nice..
by TheWorldShouldKnowThis June 29, 2010
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matting

When one is lashing out over little things having huge baby rage.
Quit matting my guy.
by texasrot January 21, 2024
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Mat c

Detachable cock soup cutten like carrots in soup with special sauces and very tasty all served by dog/turtle
UMM MAT C OCK IS VERY DELICIOUS MMM NICE PINK COCK
by detatchable cock February 17, 2021
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Fat Mat

A classic pre-announced, announcement.
in typical Fat Mat style, MCU let us know they would soon be announcing their planned announcement.

This here serves as notice of an announcement of an upcoming announcement.
by Citizen 204 November 30, 2021
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