Jacket Dick

Typically on flimsier jackets, when you zip it up the zipper creates a fold, curve, or a bump that resembles a baby dick.

Man what's under your jacket? Is that a boner?
Nah, that's just a damn jacket dick

by ktbuggers April 17, 2011

Stevie's Jacket

1. Something very old.
2. Something that speaks many languages

That geezer has been around since Stevie's Jacket.
He speaks more languages than Stevie's Jacket ser

by Big G Danbers March 20, 2008

Jizz Jacket

Covering someone with sperm.

Amy wanted sperm so I gave her a jizz jacket with matching glasses.

Your mother is a Jizz Jacket.

by b7random November 27, 2016

Lager jacket

Lager jacket

I do not need a coat, I have drunk x pints of lager and have a lager jacket (and have inner warmth/so pissed cannot feel the cold.)

by Gaga on lager November 23, 2018

Jacket Fat

When you put on a really big jacket and theres exess material

Dude look, I've got jacket fat! ! !

by Str8jacketchick December 8, 2010

Liquor Jacket

When you are outside in the cold without a coat but you are so drunk you feel warm.

Similar to a whiskey bandage

Hey Caitlin aren't you cold out here in just that t-shirt?

Nah I'm good I got a liquor jacket.

by Gonzo Writer November 19, 2013

tutto-jacket

Someone who is wearing a jacket that is way to big for him.

Tutto-jacket over there must have had lypo performed recently because he's swimming in that thing.

by Vincent Coppola February 18, 2008