Mushy coconut

The act of inserting the coconut in to a Women’s vagina. Then pull it back out and then eat that shit

I gave Katie a mushy coconut bra.

by Mushycoconut November 11, 2022

coconut cream

The infamous "coconut cream" is an joke i made up concerning renaming cum, sperm, or creamy goodness.

Becky: "I was blowing John last night that i had to clean up all the sticky, gooey, and CREAMY( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) coconut cream off my face!"

Jenny: "I meant the shit you put in your hair but ok...

by hmmmm i question u May 23, 2018

coconut dusting

The act of forced nasal induction of cocaine via female flatulence expulsion. In Layman's term to have a women fart cocain I to your nose.

Man my girl and I have been doing to much coconut dusting, I got pink eye again.

That party was lit! so many bitches coconut dusting everywhere.

by Methium Webster's definitions April 26, 2019

Coconut Sundae

It's a term used by couples. They basically have sex with just collecting their cum in a cup, then proceeds to drink it afterwards.

Hey, baby. Wanna make Coconut Sundae tomorrow?

by Zairusu July 3, 2021

coconut head

A creature which is half human, half coconut.

Andy C is an example of a coconut head. =D

by JGibbins October 1, 2007

Coconut Nut

Only Filipino people will understand.

Da coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat it you will get very FAT.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover March 1, 2022

Coconut Water

After sexual intercourse the male ejaculation is collected and placed in to a plastic container and then stored under the bed. The next time sexual intercourse is initiated the container of spoiled/rotten ejaculation is opened and the Aroma is used as an Aphrodisiac.

Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and use some Coconut water?

by Dr.PornMonstar July 23, 2012