clam lapper

Your typical Lesbian.

You can tell by her haircut that she's a CLAM LAPPER....

by Harry Ballzannya June 27, 2005

clam smacking

lesbian sex; the act of two vaginas bumping against one another during sexual intercourse, usually accompanied by the splattering of a white, creamy fishy fluid. (See: bumpin uglies).

By the looks of the stains on the carpet, someone had spilt a dish of creamy alfredo seafood-but it was just the juices from your mom and her girlfriend clam smacking in the living room.

by lunchemz May 19, 2005

Clam Dunk

The female version of the "Tea Bag"

I'm so tired of people always tea bagging me on halo. I'm going to clam dunk their asses!

by missivy June 30, 2009

clam dipping

The female equivalent to tea bagging. A woman would be clam dipping the snow if it were really soft and she started postholing up to her waist.

What's that on your cheek dude, has your girlfriend been clam dipping you?

by tmfm October 13, 2008

Clam Candle

Your penis.

Man she really wanted my clam candle.

by perpetualpunk June 26, 2009

cloth clam

Similar to a Cameltoe, a Cloth Clam is the result of a woman pulling her pants up, higher and higer, until her parts are covered tightly by her pants, hence the name Cloth Clam. The only situation in which sex is possible with the pants on.

Ewwwww! Did you see Gaylia's pants, she had a total Cloth Clam going on!

by moanerman January 17, 2007

clam jam

to keep a woman from getting laid, the female version of a cock block

Tina thought she had this guy at a party, but her friend completely clam jammed her by mentioning she was pregnant in front of him.

by Billheimer December 18, 2008