When the voices in your head will not stop singing Christmas carols long after the holiday has passed. The only known cure is listening to "It's a Small World"
by profga December 21, 2010
Get the Christmas carolophreniamug. Once the man passes the point of no return he man shouts 'Come dasher come dancer come prancer come vixen, come comet come cupid come dunder come blixem' and as he sprays his messy load he punches her in the nose and shouts 'guide my sleigh tonight'
by Fogt December 16, 2017
Get the The Christmas Deliverymug. A sexual act completed in or around the Christmas period: after a person completes the act of fellatio, keeping the resulting semen in his or her mouth, the sucker then stands to be face to face with the suckee; the sucker then puffs their cheeks, mumbles "Christmas Blizzard!" or "Merry Christmas!", then slams their puffed cheeks with their palms, resulting in the semen spraying into the face of the suckee, not unlike a blizzard occurring in or around the Christmas period in the northern hemisphere.
"Santa Claus was highly surprised when Mrs Claus performed a Christmas Blizzard after Santa's post-present delivery blow job."
by CBEnthusiast April 26, 2014
Get the Christmas Blizzardmug. Term for a neighborhood burgler who steals things from peoples yards or garage at night during the holidays.
by Muskoxe December 9, 2008
Get the Christmas Niggermug. A person who's family is Jewish, perhaps culturally Jewish more than religiously Jewish, and who follows the more secularized traditions of Christmas -- such as: decorating one's house with Christmas decorations, putting up a Christmas tree, pretending that Santa exists for the kids, etc.
by Cranky And Tired December 29, 2006
Get the Christmas Jewmug. 1. Universally hated, market driven phenomenon that if left unchecked will eventually culminate in an uninterrupted decade of concatenated carol medleys, closely followed by a glorious moment of frantic arson destroying every Christmatastasized mall in America.
2. Any one of the marketing executives responsible for it.
2. Any one of the marketing executives responsible for it.
1. If it weren't for this gol-danged Christmas creep, I wouldn't be listening to "Jingle Bell Rock" on the Fourth of July!
2. If I ever get my hands on one of those Christmas creeps, I'll tie him to a chair and make him listen to "O Christmas Tree" until he screams for mercy.
2. If I ever get my hands on one of those Christmas creeps, I'll tie him to a chair and make him listen to "O Christmas Tree" until he screams for mercy.
by Boingerschleimer December 28, 2006
Get the Christmas creepmug. When you defecate down someone's chimney and wait for them to turn their fireplace on, to the smell of a burning boulder.
Commonly done at Christmas time.
Commonly done at Christmas time.
Daniel: Holy shit, do you smell that?
Florence: Yeah, looks like someone's given you a Christmas Pudding, probably Santa.
Florence: Yeah, looks like someone's given you a Christmas Pudding, probably Santa.
by Toffian February 4, 2010
Get the Christmas Puddingmug.