bleeding the weasel

To have anal sex and tear through a matted patch of anal hair, then plowing said ass until bleeding occurs.

Man I was totally bleeding the weasel with Lisa last night.

by Emerica ann August 26, 2014

bleed the system

The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.

Example 1:

I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.

Example2:

Q: where's Squirty?

P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.

Q: bleeding the system?

P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.

Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!

by hurtn squirtn January 19, 2012

bleeding flu

1.when a female is on her period and is hanging with friends and the friend gets their period the next day.

"god dammit Kelly, you gave me the bleeding flu!!!!"
"it wasn't my fault Barbara."

"fucking Kelly."

by big things small things March 14, 2018

Napalm Bleed

The act of an insane nose bleed. Usually found in animes, and people who are about to die.

When I saw that girl I had a Napalm Bleed

by MemoliLover February 02, 2019

Speed Bleed

When a group of men perform a circle jerk using only dry paperbags. The first man to bleed wins.

Hey man I bet I can speed bleed faster than you

by Crab staggums December 08, 2019

Merilly Bleeding Inside

Leaking On Your Periods.

Though she could take of her low waist pants of her body, she still was sobbing bitterly that she was Merilly Bleeding Inside Her High Waist Full Butt Brief Panties that were still on that she couldn't take off her body which she then spreaded her legs wide.

by Arturo Bhutan November 01, 2018

that thang bleeding p

This is a word used by the highest order of hood members used in a viral video "Wockey slush"

Guy one "That thang you know what i mean"
Guy 2 "Wockey slush!
Guy one "That thang bleeding p"

by SYNTHYT February 25, 2021