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trouser press

Usually found in UK hotel rooms for pressing a sharp crease into trousers; a much maligned and seldom used item
He stood, like the trouser press, unloved and unused in the corner.

Mother had always said that a well creased touser would win the deal. Praise be! For the hotel's trouser press.
by Townsman December 30, 2014
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pressing the olives

Male masturbatIon, the olives being your balls and pressing them to make "olive oil" come out
"hey man just start going to school without me, my olives are kind of plump right now"

"Hey man where's dave?"
"He's pressing the olives atm"
by kingbumii June 15, 2015
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Freedom of the Press

(1.) (Gym etiquette):
Showing consideration to other gym members by not hogging machines or bench presses, others may want to use.

(2.) The freedom felt after physically venting one's daily frustrations, by lifting weights.
Better to abide by "freedom of the press" and be conscientious of other gym members, than hog a machine you are not using. Or are taking lengthy rest periods on, during the busiest time of day.
by Olive989 March 23, 2023
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Wench Press

A test of strength commonly exhibited by college males while heavily intoxicated. Wench Pressing is when during a football game, the home team makes a touch down, and a group of men celebrate by lifting up the nearest slut and throwing her into the air one time for every point that was scored.
We scored! Where's Carly?

She's over there getting Wench Pressed by those frat guys.

Wench Press?

It's a real word. I found it on urban dictionary.
by Ticklemyknob87 November 29, 2011
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bloody pressed

When someone is abnormally urged to do something.
Person 1:"Want to watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Stardust Crusaders together?"
Person 2:"Oh I'm so bloody pressed."
by Internet_Theorist April 4, 2022
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press and seal

When you fart as you're leaving a tent, and quickly zip the door behind you; presumably while the other person is still asleep or just waking up. The victim is rendered helpless, and is usually forced to also leave the tent. Effective at waking some late-sleepers and clearing children from a family tent.
Sally passed out early last night, so when I left the tent this morning I press and sealed that bitch.
by pressnseal October 4, 2015
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Drill Press

A lot like a screwdriver, but is made with everclear rather other brands of vodka. Extremely strong, extremely dangerous. Originated in Plymouth County, MA
Nick made a drill press that fucking nearly murdered Will.
by Marshallman99 March 1, 2018
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