Rude witty

The "Rude witty" is when, in order to end a conversation or argument, one pulls their pants down, turns around, and bends over to reveal their buttcheeks, after which they start to drum the William Tell overture on both cheeks.

There is also the extreme edition, which is where one farts the brass sections of the song, and manages to finish the entire piece before the other person walks off.

Right when my boss was about to fire me, I broke out the full extreme edition of the rude witty, and left the office with dignity.

by Cap'n Derp July 5, 2011

Rude Goldberg machine

A Rube Goldberg machine that does something rude to someone in the end.

Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.

by Tony Tobasco October 13, 2023

california rude

Loud and obnoxious, leaking with narcissism. Typically unintentionally rude but not purposely. Simply ignorant.

-That’s so cool! I’m gonna make this conversation about myself now.
-Oh shit I’m sorry I interrupted you, all the pot I’ve been smoking will make me forget what I was gonna say so I interrupted you in an extremely obnoxious manner.
-dang man I can tell you’re from California cause you’re so obnoxious

“Dang man I’m so sorry I guess I’m being soooo California rude”

by Bagggofweeed July 9, 2021

Tuh-rude

An adjective used to describe extreme rudeness. This word also denotes an attitude by the speaker, and is often accompanied by a hip/finger shake. Used most notably when one is inebriated. Origin: In the game, Turette's, when you have a 3 card...a player can exclaim, "Tuh-rude!" Also useful when sleeping on a squeaky cat pillow.

That questionably gay man in the yellow shirt last night grabbed my butt. Tuh-rude!

by Jiggawhat???? July 17, 2011

Rude

Being mean and unkind to someone or something. Attacking them with words and actions.

Justin Bieber is very rude to his fans

by Americans are evils December 28, 2018

rude

Rudness is when the teacher is screaming in the classroom tryna explain the topic, and the students are busying talking about going to Galleria mall on a Friday evening.

Teacher: And students, this is how we measure the circumference of a circle
Students (to each other): Yo fam, let's go to KFC tonight in gal and les become fat as hell
Teacher: YOU GUYS ARE SO RUDE

by A.K. Shenoy November 24, 2023

rude idyat boi

noun. (slang) Some clown chatting bare shit in game chat.

Look at this rude idyat boi in chat.

by cowboititties April 10, 2021