textaphobic

Having an aversion to all forms of text, specifically text messages.

Matt: Why did you just text message me when you were two feet away?
Brian: You're so textaphobic.

by Democratic Banana Republic May 1, 2009

West Texas Air Duster

The act of farting on a co-workers keyboard to clear of crumbs/dust.

My keyboard is cleaner, but I can't shake the smell of that West Texas Air Duster he used.

by Spence Bergs August 6, 2008

Texas Weiner

A hot dog boiled in oil and served with onions and chili sauce. This is Paterson, NJ's contribution to American cuisine. People outside New Jersey will call this a "Coney Island" or 'chili dog", but they can't raise a candle to the Paterson Texas Weiner.

And yes, that's how we spell it! And if you want to start a big debate in Passaic County, NJ, just tell them that the Hot Grill in Clifton bakes better Texas Weiners than Libby's Lunch in Paterson or Pappy's Diner in Totowa. And you can say that everybody beats the Falls View.

by Federalq2b April 9, 2005

Textacy

The euphoria you experience from an abundance of excellent texts that turn you on.

Omg im on textacy from the last two texts my girlfriend sent me.

by sunshineCOW October 20, 2008

Texas Dip

A "Texas Dip" is an extremely low curtsey that is traditionally performed at debutante balls. The debutante being "presented" crosses her ankles and lowers herself to the floor, turning her head at the last moment to avoid getting lipstick on her dress.

The term is also a vulgar slang term for oral sex.

"Betty-Jean did the most beautiful Texas Dip back there... and the one she did at the ball wasn't bad neither."

by Spectroscope Jones September 28, 2009

Texas Train Wire

When you fuck a girl while using BBQ sauce as a lubricant and while you're fucking, she is zapping your dick with a cattle prod.

Hey babe, wanna Texas Train Wire tonight?

by Jiggledoes-R-US December 10, 2009

Texas Southern University

An HBCU in Houston, Texas. Its origins can be traced to Heman Sweatt, an African-American who applied to the University of Texas Law School in the 1940's. The university did not admit blacks. Rather than admit him, the state of Texas created an entire university and law school for blacks, which eventually came to be known as Texas Southern University and the Thurgood Marshall School of Law.

I'll be attending Texas Southern University in the Fall.

by GilGam April 17, 2010