Teamiseration

The feeling of disappointment and mental anguish upon discovering that one has finished their cup of tea without realising.

I thought I had some tea left, but to my teamiseration I found my cup already empty!

by Lloey May 18, 2009

TEAM ARES

A collection of some of the baddest men alive, performed special operations missions in Operation Iraqi freedom. Also known for being badass, big dick slinging mf's.

Im jealous of Team Ares, they get all the action!

by dbald February 15, 2010

Team Smiley

A pretend association with a club, group or anything that does not exist. People who say that they are associated with something in which thay are clearly not, just for the sheer sake of attention.

Used primarily in Michigan and Ohio, though I've heard it has stretched to other states.

Person 1:"I'm going on Tour with Kayne West!"
Person 2:"No you're not, you're going on tour with Team Smiley"

Person 1:'My Dad knows the president!"
Person 2:"Yeah, the president of Team Smiley."

by Johnny C. Rock May 17, 2011

Team S.A.S

A Ro-Wrestling team in which all the members are bitchy men looking to give 10 year old boys boners on Roblox. It is not known why they are still around but we, the Ro-Wrestling Community wish all the members burn in hell.

Hey, did you see that Team S.A.S is back?

FUCK NO GET THAT DONKEY SHIT AWAY FROM ME.

by GooseDaWrestler April 20, 2020

C team baseball

The funny thing about young boys at Fort Collins High school C team baseball where a group of boys sucked and jerked each other off in the back of a bus and got caught

Teacher: “ make sure to go to the C team baseball game this thursday.”
Class: *hahahahaha* *chuckles* *giggles*

by The ball handler April 5, 2022

Swinging For The Same Team

A person who is attracted to the same sex. Also known as gay.

I heard that Barney is swinging for the same team

by KimJungNumberUn September 28, 2014

Team Manager

A person whose talent didn't get them far enough to make the team so they subside to team manager. They have to be at games and practices just to wear the gear and look like total posers.

Girl: Wow, is he on the team?

Guy: Nah, hes just team manager...
Girl: Oh...

by lovewithsky June 28, 2010