horizon tease

this is the act of seeing a girl or guy on the horizon, only to come to them to closely find that they do not meet the expected level of hotness

Mike: "Damn look at that girl down there...smokin'!!!"
Twohy: "Ya man, total babe"
***girl walks by***
Mike: "Every time, just a horizon tease"

by TemporalBaller December 11, 2011

raid tease

When a raid has been set up, you have prepared for the raid and when you show up the raid has been canceled.

Man I was sure ready to raid what a raid tease.

by totalherber June 19, 2011

ice tease

Feelings of longing which accompany a malfunctioning ice dispenser that spins and makes noise, but does not dispatch ice.

I held my cup to the ice maker for at least a minute, but my need for cubes was not satisfied...all I got was an ice tease.

by Spread like Mike Honcho October 25, 2011

Coch tease

Someone who changes the song just when it gets to the good part.

Jason, stop messing with Spotify and leave it on one song, you’re being such a coch tease.

by Visiblemode December 10, 2022

Teasing the rim

When you just can't get the ball in while playing beer pong

"Jess is always teasing the rim, she just can't get that rim wet"

"Jess is all tease no please"

by Green slime March 12, 2021

tease enter

When someone puts their dick in you for less than 5 seconds then takes it out.

Guy no1: Did you fuck Emma?

Guy no2: Not really I just tease entered her.

by Dont Even Ask. June 11, 2021

cock tease

When you tell someone that you have to tell them something very important, but when the time comes, you instead send a picture of a chicken in DMs.

Akshat: Bro i got to tell you something hella important
Dhruv: Alright dude take it to dms.
Akshat in Dms: *sends a picture of a cock*
Dhruv: Damn it, this was a cock tease

by thegoonda01 February 5, 2021