English Teacher

Empty bags of air, mostly, who kill great works of literature by being super boring and lame. All except that one who taught you about life and how to live it.

Today my English teacher made us make papier-mâché masks representing Hamlet’s antic disposition or some shit like that....idk, I have an A.

by Shitty_english_teacher September 29, 2021

Science Teacher

Either an amusing or infuriating psychopath

My science teacher is a crazy bastard

by Shapadapadoopapoopalis October 11, 2018

GOAT Teacher

Greatest Of All Time

Greatest Of All Teachers

Refers to the greatest teacher on this planet

Mr. Tinney is the GOAT teacher. I love all of his classes.

by Goatteacher October 26, 2019

Freshman Teachers

The worst type of teachers ever

Dude all my freshman teachers suck

by Kidswillbekids May 18, 2019

PE teacher

A teacher of PE- see example

PE teacher If a female- a generally fat old lady who looks like she has never ever done any exercise. If a male- a gaunt looking man who is a failed sportsman due to either laziness, underachievment or injury

by Holzy20031 April 6, 2006

parli teacher

a parli teacher is someone who works at parliament hill school. They are either a bitch or can be super nice. They perform the best pantomime’s but they are all snakes. They suck up to the year 7s and think they are so cool.

OMG IS THAT A PARLI TEACHER?! it must be because they seem so cool!!

by Samthphike December 21, 2019

Substitute teacher

The most foolish kind of species of teachers are substitute teachers. THEY ARE FUCKING STUPID... LIKE REALLY FUCKING STUPID. They make you wet your pants.

Substitute teacher: So, what do you normally do in class?
Students: We eat pizza and watch Netflix all-day *quietly pissing their pants of laughter*
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Ok, then let's do that

by ILL BE THERE November 19, 2019