Simultaneous reactive world events caused by the seamlessly innocent act of going to Target for groceries.
Me: I’m hungry, gonna head out to Target, ya need anything?
Them: Don’t you do it! Everything’s been chill for months now, you know that shit’s “Target Practive” we’ll be diggin in for months.
Them: Don’t you do it! Everything’s been chill for months now, you know that shit’s “Target Practive” we’ll be diggin in for months.
by SlXFlVE January 12, 2021
When you take a monstrous bowel tearing erupting shit in target that leaves you crippled for the rest of your life
by Target pooinator September 09, 2021
by Brendanbot5000 January 26, 2022
the blue and red matter around a monkey's ass which produces a virtual target. because the invention of 3-d glasses preceded the origin of medicine, the trippy super 3-d effects produced gave some jackass the idea of screwing with it. this caused the present disease know as "AIDS"
by sue doenum December 22, 2009
: one that is associated with another as a helper, unless it gets hard : a person or group that provides assistance and support in an ongoing effort, activity, or struggle - but only when convenient and has limited risk.
When the Florida man started picking a flight, my friend just disappeared! Gone like a Target ally...
by MCATL310470 May 25, 2023
A mediocre compact disc that was manufactured by Wea (Warner-Elektra-Atlantic) from late 1982-till summer 1985. Made in Japan or West Germany. The reason why they call them targets because of the target design in the Disc. People pay stupid amounts of money on them, because they supposedly sound better than the remasters.
by Western Tunesmith February 08, 2021
by dongis September 16, 2008