A person and/or the art combing emotional distress and violence into a fighting technique. A Tard Spaz will usually fight with unrelenting rage that will involve uncoordinated punches, desperate kicking attempts, and will usually not give up until handcuffed or knocked out.
by dirty mcnasty1 November 12, 2010
To be the biggest retard in a particular group. The position can change at any time if there is enough reason for the swap.
Chief Tards are often admired by the lesser tards who hope one day to become such a mighty idiot.
Chief Tards are often admired by the lesser tards who hope one day to become such a mighty idiot.
"Alan is Chief Tard."
"But what about the Hawk? He walked all the way to Winterhold!"
"hmmmm... No, Alan is still Chief Tard."
"But what about the Hawk? He walked all the way to Winterhold!"
"hmmmm... No, Alan is still Chief Tard."
by The Whenj January 28, 2012
A box full of retards. Someone who is thoroughly an idiot. Often said with a Northeastern Boston accent: "Taarhhd Box"
"Joe just locked his keys in his car with the engine running..."
"What frickin' Tard Box"
or
"All these people suck: you're a tard box, he's a tard box, they're a tard box, tard box, tard box, tard box."
"What frickin' Tard Box"
or
"All these people suck: you're a tard box, he's a tard box, they're a tard box, tard box, tard box, tard box."
by TardBoxMaster1748 November 08, 2011
(n.)- cover-all term for parodies of the 'Star Wars' films, especially the more ridiculous ones. These can range from well-known productions such as 'Spaceballs' to obscure single-page comics.
by Sheeberweeber October 18, 2011
by HoshiAkuma January 05, 2008
A person that has a lack of common sense.
May be expressed as " not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree"
May be expressed as " not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree"
Ex) What a "tater tard" she just passed out on the urinal !!!
Carl: O wut securities coming, your done
Ferg: No, way ill just say this is my cone baby
Carl: You tater tard that won't work
Ferg: I got over the fact my baby's got a cone head he should too!
All people in scary movies that walk toward the presence of imminent danger
Your friend you just said wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed
Carl: O wut securities coming, your done
Ferg: No, way ill just say this is my cone baby
Carl: You tater tard that won't work
Ferg: I got over the fact my baby's got a cone head he should too!
All people in scary movies that walk toward the presence of imminent danger
Your friend you just said wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed
by Cone Baby November 02, 2009
by ts15210 October 29, 2018