Chief Tard

To be the biggest retard in a particular group. The position can change at any time if there is enough reason for the swap.

Chief Tards are often admired by the lesser tards who hope one day to become such a mighty idiot.

"Alan is Chief Tard."
"But what about the Hawk? He walked all the way to Winterhold!"
"hmmmm... No, Alan is still Chief Tard."

by The Whenj February 23, 2012

tard font

When you type on social media with mixed lettercases-uppercase and lowercase: LiKe tHIs.

Andre is an a-hole.
"I know, he always types in TaRd FonT when he doesn't have a valid point."

by ts15210 October 29, 2018

Tech-tarded

Not having the capacity to operate the simplest of electronics. This primitive species cannot understand the concept of "user-friendly" and often appears to be baffled by everyday occurrences.

No, it's not the batteries in the remote... it's you... Perhaps you should try not to be so tech-tarded.

by coffee_beanie March 13, 2011

tech-tarded

someone who know nuts about the most common technologies invented or even maybe having problems handling their own mobile phones.

-.-

b: oh I just realize I could close multi apps in my iphone like this!! (amazed and proud of himself)

a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?

b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)

by tech-savy! April 9, 2011

Pit-Tard

A Retard that dwells in the mainland pit

Wow look at those dam pit-tard having a wizard battle in the center of the pit

by SUSQUAD June 1, 2018

Right-Tard

A member of the right political spectrum or republican party who thinks their an intellectual, usually in the age ranges of 12-18 which regurgitate things they hear on Ben Shapiro and other conservative figures, when in reality they don't know what they're actually talking about. One of their strategies is autistically screeching that the person who disagrees with them is an SJW and unironically say "get rekt libtard". They are also sometimes associated with incels and virgins.

Right-tard: OMG, insert name is such an SJW, CNN-brainwashed, soy-boy cuck

Person: Shut up Right-Tard

by reeraw123456 May 5, 2019

Tater tard

A person that has a lack of common sense.

May be expressed as " not the brightest bulb on the christmas tree"

Ex) What a "tater tard" she just passed out on the urinal !!!

Carl: O wut securities coming, your done
Ferg: No, way ill just say this is my cone baby
Carl: You tater tard that won't work
Ferg: I got over the fact my baby's got a cone head he should too!

All people in scary movies that walk toward the presence of imminent danger

Your friend you just said wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed

by Cone Baby November 2, 2009