Tard Whisperer

Someone who attracts losers and retards and makes them feel special so they fall in love with them.

AKA Amy.

He followed her around the casino like a shadow because she was too nice to him and she is a Tard Whisperer.

Tard Whisperer by I.Hate.You.- December 27, 2010

tard monger

The 'tard is short for retard or fucktard, and the monger means dealer. It is a mildly amusing alternative to the usual insults that you throw at dumb people.

What did you do that for, you 'tard monger!?

I don't even know why God lets a 'tard monger like you exist.

tard monger by Ticking Clock October 9, 2008

tard waggling

the wobbling while walking that one experiences while intoxicated or retarded

Brian was definitely tard waggling down our hall last night after he got fucked up on two wine coolers.

tard waggling by C.Jizzle (Forizzle) February 26, 2009

Tard Tax 

Tard Tax: An official tax on "retards". A retard shall defined as A) a person who acts retarded and jackass like. B) a person lacking logical and critical thinking to come to a logical conclusion. C) One who lacks the ability to examine ALL the facts in front of them and realise they have been lied to.

Self explanatory....The more of a tard a person is the more tax shall be imposed on them.

1) "Hey guess what??...Congress thinks the American people are not awake and may impose a tard tax on them".

2) "Ladies and gentlemen of the Senate and House...since the American people are asleep and we can basically rape and plunder, how much of a tard tax shall we impose on the American people??"

Tard Tax by rkmalone July 24, 2010

tard ark 

aka short bus

your kid rides a tard ark

tard ark by schatz77 August 22, 2010

Tard tango 

When playing call of duty: a duel where two players miss their knife lunges and circle each other whilst spamming their knife buttons.

Jimmy and Timmy were locked in a Tard tango yesterday.

Tard tango by jormungard February 24, 2011

Tard Loop 

Trying to get your point across by repeating the same thing over and over again in a retarded loop. Attempting to change the outcome. This is typically in a customer service setting where the loop-ee can do very little to aid the looper.

The following is a Tard Loop:

Tard: "I would like an apple please"
Clerk: "I'm sorry, we are out of apples, we will have more tomorrow. Would you like something else?"
Tard: "I really need an apple, I haven't had an apple all day."
Clerk: "I'm sorry..."
Tard: "I was really counting on having an apple, I like them"
Clerk: "I'm sorry,we'll have some by 8am"
Tard: "But I enjoy apples, I've eaten an apple every day since Nam"
Clerk: "....sorry... would you like an orange"
Tard: "I'm just disappointed, apple aaappleeeee."

Tard Loop by Jeraebb March 27, 2011