tech-tarded

someone who know nuts about the most common technologies invented or even maybe having problems handling their own mobile phones.

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b: oh I just realize I could close multi apps in my iphone like this!! (amazed and proud of himself)

a: oh c'mon you meant you didn't know that?

b: no of course not..I'm a tech-tarded. (wide smile)

by tech-savy! April 9, 2011

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tard hand

The unexpected loss of control of one's hand while attempting to perform a basic task.

When Jeff reached for his cell phone, he knocked it off of the table, breaking it.

"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"

by aero-instability October 9, 2010

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A person and/or the art combing emotional distress and violence into a fighting technique. A Tard Spaz will usually fight with unrelenting rage that will involve uncoordinated punches, desperate kicking attempts, and will usually not give up until handcuffed or knocked out.

The man is a Tard Spaz.
I will go tard spaz on your ass.

by dirty mcnasty1 November 14, 2010

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Tard Drive

A refrence to someones memory.

Dude make sure you store these directions in your Tard Drive.

by HoshiAkuma January 13, 2008

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Intellec-tard

One who in spite of his/her radical intelligence is prone to being; socially inept, devoid of common sense or likely to perform bonehead actions.
The state of intellec-tardation may also be acquired through excessive use drugs or alcohol. This state may fade, however the actions and reputation may live on in infamy.

Billy was a bright kid, but had a bad habit of becoming an Intellec-tard after his 3rd beer resulting in drooling and an inability to shut up!

by hawesome1 January 14, 2014

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