When your mate keeps bringing up his girlfriend non stop, even though nobody cares about what she says or does.
Person 1: “So me and Tara were thinking about-“
Person 2: “beep be beep beep be beep ooo time for another Tara update”
Person 2: “beep be beep beep be beep ooo time for another Tara update”
by EH.star.33 October 1, 2023
Get the Tara update mug.A woman who is a bully to all those around her. Especially those younger than her. She is very bossy because she is trying to compensate for the fact that she cant stop bleach dying her hair. She also drinks the bleach because she confuses it with alcohol. Thus proving that she is a raging alcoholic.
by taras#1hater September 5, 2024
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by KenXXX July 1, 2023
Get the Tarae mug.He's form strong white male with a 10 inch cock who will tear your asshole apart if you will be bietchin' around! Taras is ukrainian name(from ancient Greek - restless). He's a true warrior, cossack! At fisrt Taras can seem sarcastic and also kinda weird person, but when you get to know him you will get used to it and even will enjoy his company, he will talk and joke around with you. He can be sensitive when it comes to emotions but he is strong hearted and carries on with a smile. He's the coolest motherfucker you can ever meet!
by Mc_Lovin1663 November 23, 2021
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Get the Tara mug.A fun, loving, adventurous girl with a one or a kind personality like no other! She’s hilarious and you won’t meet anyone else like her. Until you really get to know her that is. She is an under cover tweaker who lies and steals from people she considers her closest friends. You might even hear her laugh and joke around asking “what’s in your pockets!?” Calling people “clown arounds” when in fact the only clown here is Tara! With her big cheeks and excessive lip filler she’s hard to miss. Most likely has large boobs and a botched BBL and botched Lipo on her arms. More than likely has a small dog as her companion and plays victim in situations when really she’s the reason it’s happened. Hide your wallets hide your facial products because this girl is on the prowl for whatever it is that you have in your fridge, bathroom, or pockets.
I can’t believe Tara broke into that track hawk and stole those speakers.
Be careful last time I hung out with Tara my wallet went missing.
Be careful last time I hung out with Tara my wallet went missing.
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