house tango

A Tango that has grown accustom to the indoor lifestyle. Taskings usually require cleaning, cake walking, serving food. This Tango would not fair well in the "Fields" as he has lost his ability to work outside. Typically black in nature.

"OH, that guy? He a House Tango?"

by The Realest Professor August 21, 2024

French Tango

In France, the negotiating "dance" a tourist must engage in to receive anything NOT on the menu – or sometimes, to even get something ON the menu. "I would like some Chantilly cream on my chocolate cake." "C'est impossible. That only comes on the mousse." "Can I pay extra?" "Non." "Can I buy one of each dessert, and just have you put the Chantilly cream on the cake." "Non, that's not on the menu." "Fine, I'll just take the cake." (Waiter brings cake with Chantilly cream on it.)

I had to dance the French Tango with that waiter to get a glass of milk (something VERY uncommon in France).

by adamnsmit July 8, 2018

tango juliet foxtrot

"The job's fucked"

Tango Juliet Foxtrot, mate.
Meaning , things aren't going very well for me at the moment.

by Carpets December 17, 2024

Last Tango in Halifax

Cocktail made with orange tango pop and cheap vodka

Les Battersby poured himself a Last Tango in Halifax inside his lonely North Wales caravan

by thebyrnedboy November 23, 2023

Meatlog tango

Fancy and delicate sexual intercourse, just like a tango dance

Sarah and Nick did the meatlog tango from sun up to sundown.

Wanna do the meatlog tango with me?

by rickrocket July 12, 2021

Bomb-Tango

The dance between war weapons manufacturers and terrorists. One makes the bombs, the other makes the excuses for countries to drop them on civilians. The bomb-tango.

The US and Israel are doing the bomb-tango on Gaza.

by Cigar Dave November 21, 2023

Double rango tango

Pouring tango into your significant others butthole and shlurping it out with you tongue

I gave that girl a double rango tango

by Big boiiiii 69 November 29, 2021