Krim Tang

The true name of sponge bob and our true leader.
ALL HAIL KRIM TANG!

"hey have you seen the new episode of Krim Tang yet?"
"man Krim Tang is hot"
I wanna bang Krim Tang

by Krim Tang supremist October 17, 2022

tang stick

Tang’s Big Black Monstrous Cock

I want to suck on Tang’s Tang Stick

by Mightyanime March 7, 2021

Brent Tang

Someone who like to be a doody head and kills children

Woo, Brent Tang looking like amongus

by Yes No Maybe Joe March 11, 2022

Poo tang

The sharp, acidic smell which creeps under the partition and hits your nose in a toilet cubicle when someone in the cubicle next to you is parking their breakfast.

"Jesus christ, Jeff... the poo tang in those thunderboxes this morning burned all my nose hairs out."

"It's a very nice bar but the WC always stinks of poo tang".

by Jock Waffle November 16, 2022

sag tang

the smell of an old woman's boobs

That milf last night had the worst sag tang ever.

by Edwara February 18, 2009

Wu-tang

To swallow a blunt roach as you hit it.

Who wants this roach? Pass it here Ill wu-tang it.

by super mexican 81 June 11, 2016

Grandma Tang

An Annoying grandma who looks like the Tang commercial orangutan, or an orangutan period. Down to the orange hair and saggy titties. Grandma tang refuses to take a shower for months at a time which causes her crusty pinge to smell, she also will say "Huh?" even though you are not speaking to her. Grandma Tang also will dress like a 16 year old girl wearing daisy dukes and tank tops which show her saggy titties. She also takes way to many pills which causes her to fall asleep while standing at the kitchen sink. From behind it looks like she is eating the silverware from the dishdrain. An all around pain in the ass.

Look at Grandma Tang, she took too many pills and has fallen asleep with a lit cigarette in one hand and a bus pass in the other. I bet her pinge is crust.

by cupcake bitch! June 28, 2011