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Melvin Milk Toast

A skinny whimp. can be used to either insult or describe someone.
"That Johnson boy sure is a Melvin Milk Toast"

"You can't curl 20lbs? wow, you are a melvin milk toast aren't you?"
by Ralph Littlefield February 22, 2009
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Toledo toast

The act of pooping in a empty bread bag and slapping someone in the face with it.
Would you like a serving of Toledo toast?
by thebreadguy September 20, 2009
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cylon toast

Originates from the show BIG BANG THEORY. The Cylons are a fictional race of robots and the arch-enemies of the humans in the TV show Battlestar Galactica.
In the new series of Battlestar Galactica two forms of Cylons appear - metal, robotic "Centurions" and human-looking "Skin jobs". Although some of the Cylons evolved into a humanoid form, they are condescendingly commonly referred to as "toasters" by the humans.
Sheldon owns a limited-edition toaster that imprints the head of a Cylon Centurion onto the bread. He attempts to make enough Cylon toast "to destroy all the human toasts on a Battlestar known as Galactica" in The Cornhusker Vortex. sheldon is a character in BIG BANG THEORY.
Leonard- When are you going to stop
making Cylon toast?

sheldon - When I have enough to destroy
all the human toast On the battlestar
known asGalactica.
by RAHUL May 21, 2013
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toast nar nar

when somethings so extreme and epic to the point of skeeting your jeans in public.
that trick was so toast nar nar, that i prematurely ejaculated in my jorts
by SIckJoke January 25, 2009
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toaster

God damn, Dan needs a new toaster. His league takes 50 years to load.
by Vendicator May 31, 2013
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French Toast Syndrome

The event that occurs when there is forecast of a storm of any kind, and everyone goes out and buys "the staples": eggs, milk, and bread, common ingredients in french toast.
Dude, Sue Simmons just announced that there was going to be 6 inches of snow, and my mom went out and got French Toast Syndrome.
by t. sofia January 12, 2009
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Toaster Fuck

It's when you stick a dick in a toaster and get off in it and use the semen for your toast. Optionally you can play the danger wank game with it, and set it and try to get off before it pops up.
A: Hey, did you hear that Patrick did a toaster fuck?

B: Did he danger wank it too?

A: Yeah, he's in the hospital with a clogged urethra and 3rd degree burns.
by Esteban Estevez November 15, 2010
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