moebius syndrome

A rare disorder caused when cranial nerves are absent or not fully developed. The symptoms of the disorder includes the lack of facial expression, absence of lateral eye movement, speech difficulties, hearing problems, feeding and swallowing problems, and physical problems in other parts of the body. People with this disorder cannot smile, frown, or blink, thus remaining expressionless as if wearing a mask.

Parents of a child born with Moebius syndrome may see that the child’s face does not move when he or she cries.

by Isilli December 12, 2008

peacock syndrome

Just as the beautiful birds fan their tails to catch a mate’s eye, men who believe that conspicuous displays of wealth is the best way to grab a female's attention. It is usually a delusional thought which the female see's through.

Examples of peacock syndrome:
People who use flash cars in an attempt to impress others.
People who let others know just how rich there are.
A ploy, usually unsuccessfully, used to try and impress a female.
People who are continuously bragging.
People who strut around like a peacock.

by brisinger July 17, 2014

Craft syndrome

Can't Remember A Fucking Thing syndrome.
usually happens more frequently the older you get.
happens in an instant, you are about to do something and all of a sudden you don't know what?

I went in to the kitchen to make dinner, and CRAFT Syndrome bites couldn't remember why, only just walked in to the room. left feeling confused.
Made a phone call when the person answered! Craft syndrome strikes again!!! cant remember why I called.

by Buzzdilligaf October 18, 2010

Target Syndrome

The phenomenon that occurs when a person walks into target knowing what to buy and leaves spending a lot more money and buying more things than expected.

I went to target to pick up a dish rack and some paper towels. I walked out with a dish rack, paper towels, sheets, comforter, barbecue grill, and a shredder. Looks like I have target syndrome.

by Niqsta June 29, 2010

monie syndrome

a person who can’t spell nor make sense in their typing

monie syndrome example-
nobody:
monie: Thanks form future me Nd sure would I think he cute but hay he stop stoking me so

by a bad bih PERIOD September 21, 2019

fretchy syndrome

(noun) The after-effect when one plays Guitar Hero for a prolonged period of time, the result of which is that for a few minutes after playing stops, everything seen appears to strech vertically outward. This is most likely caused by long hours staring at the fret board onscreen needed to see which notes to play.

After Trogdor-Cat and Bob pulled an all-nighter playing Guitar Hero II against each other, they both experienced severe attacks of fretchy syndrome.

by meowfox of doom April 11, 2007

Boyko syndrome

When you walk into a room to tell someone something, and forget what you were going to say

Menachem: "Wassup", Eli: "oh no I forgot what I was going to say, I have boyko syndrome"

by Freeze2264 February 24, 2021